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'''Woman''': "Unattended bag!"
 
 
 
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{{qf|[[Duffman]]}} Now for the only thing better than Duff!
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{{qf|Barflies}} ''[confused]'' Better than Duff? What are you talking about?
 
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:''[Milhouse is having trouble picking a gelatine dessert]''
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} It's so hard to decide. Is the yellow one lemon or pinneapple?
 
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{{qf|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}} It's your pet canary, now scram!
'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': "Now follow a little formula called PB&J, Pear at the monitor, Be Judgmental, Jot it down) now a good way to remember PB&J is ABC, Always Be Considering PB&J, but the best way, is to remember the four 'a's, Always Act According to Abc."
 
 
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'''[[Marge]]''': "That's not Sesame Street, that's a Gay Bar."
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Now, just follow a little formula called PB&J: peer at the monitor, be judgmental and jot it down. And one way to remember that is ABC: Always Be Considering PB&J. But the single most important rule is the four As: Always Act According to ABC.
 
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''([[Shauna]] is making out with [[Jimbo]] but they both freak out when they hear a voice comming from somewhere)''<br />
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar.
'''[[Jimbo]]''': "Come on baby it's just a voice."
 
 
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'''[[Flanders]]''': "...Like [[God]] created the [[Devil]]."<br />
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} ...Like [[God]] created the [[Devil]].
'''[[Homer]]''': "God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!"
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!
 
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'''Queen Elizabeth II:''' "I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."<br>
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{{qf|[[Queen Elizabeth II]]}} I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy.
'''Prince Charles:''' "Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."
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{{qf|[[Prince Charles]]}} Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.
 
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'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "Just find the biggest [[Homer|idiot]] on our payroll and slip it in his bag."
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag.
 
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''(Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on [[Edna Krabappel]] sunbathing topless)''<br />
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'''[[Lou]]''': "Chief I think we got miss use police equipment on ZZ99"
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{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Chief, I think we got a misuse of police equipment on ZZ99.
'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': ''(After looking)'', Kill joy
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{{Season 21|Q}}
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Latest revision as of 19:13, September 16, 2021


Season 21 Episode Quotes
460 "The Squirt and the Whale"
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"To Surveil with Love"
"Moe Letter Blues" 462


Duffman: Now for the only thing better than Duff!
Barflies: [confused] Better than Duff? What are you talking about?

[Milhouse is having trouble picking a gelatine dessert]
Milhouse Van Houten: It's so hard to decide. Is the yellow one lemon or pinneapple?
Lunchlady Dora: It's your pet canary, now scram!

[Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]
Chief Wiggum: Now, just follow a little formula called PB&J: peer at the monitor, be judgmental and jot it down. And one way to remember that is ABC: Always Be Considering PB&J. But the single most important rule is the four As: Always Act According to ABC.

Marge: That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar.

Ned Flanders: ...Like God created the Devil.
Homer: God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!

Queen Elizabeth II: I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy.
Prince Charles: Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

Mr. Burns: Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag.

[Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless]
Lou: Chief, I think we got a misuse of police equipment on ZZ99.
Season 21 Quotes
Homer the Whopper Bart Gets a "Z" The Great Wife Hope Treehouse of Horror XX The Devil Wears Nada Pranks and Greens Rednecks and Broomsticks Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? Thursdays with Abie Once Upon a Time in Springfield Million Dollar Maybe Boy Meets Curl The Color Yellow Postcards from the Wedge Stealing First Base The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed American History X-cellent Chief of Hearts The Squirt and the Whale To Surveil with Love Moe Letter Blues The Bob Next Door Judge Me Tender