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{{qf|[[Duffman]]}} Now for the only thing better than Duff!
(Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors)
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{{qf|Barflies}} ''[confused]'' Better than Duff? What are you talking about?
'''[[Chief Wiggum]]''': now follow a little formula called PB&J, Pear at the monitor, Be Judgmental, Jot it down) now a good way to remember PB&J is ABC, Always Be Considering PB&J, but the best way, is to remember the four 'a's, Always Act According to Abc.
 
 
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'''[[Marge]]''': That's not Sesame Street, that's a Gay Bar
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:''[Milhouse is having trouble picking a gelatine dessert]''
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} It's so hard to decide. Is the yellow one lemon or pinneapple?
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{{qf|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}} It's your pet canary, now scram!
 
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(The Girl Jimbo is making out with is freaked out when they hear a voice comming from somewhere)
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:''[Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]''
'''[[Jimbo]]''': Come on Baby is just A Voice.
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{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Now, just follow a little formula called PB&J: peer at the monitor, be judgmental and jot it down. And one way to remember that is ABC: Always Be Considering PB&J. But the single most important rule is the four As: Always Act According to ABC.
 
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'''[[Flanders]]''': ...Like [[God]] created the [[Devil]].
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar.
'''[[Bart]]''': God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!
 
* Just find the biggest [[homer|idiot]] on our payroll and slip it in his bag.
 
 
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(Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on [[Edna Krabappel]] Sunbathing topless)
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} ...Like [[God]] created the [[Devil]].
'''[[Lou]]''': Chief I think we got miss use police equipment on ZZ99
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!
{{Season 21 Quotes}}
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{{qf|[[Queen Elizabeth II]]}} I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy.
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{{qf|[[Prince Charles]]}} Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag.
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:''[Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless]''
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{{qf|[[Lou]]}} Chief, I think we got a misuse of police equipment on ZZ99.
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{{Season 21|Q}}

Latest revision as of 20:13, September 16, 2021


Season 21 Episode Quotes
460 "The Squirt and the Whale"
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"To Surveil with Love"
"Moe Letter Blues" 462


Duffman: Now for the only thing better than Duff!
Barflies: [confused] Better than Duff? What are you talking about?

[Milhouse is having trouble picking a gelatine dessert]
Milhouse Van Houten: It's so hard to decide. Is the yellow one lemon or pinneapple?
Lunchlady Dora: It's your pet canary, now scram!

[Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]
Chief Wiggum: Now, just follow a little formula called PB&J: peer at the monitor, be judgmental and jot it down. And one way to remember that is ABC: Always Be Considering PB&J. But the single most important rule is the four As: Always Act According to ABC.

Marge: That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar.

Ned Flanders: ...Like God created the Devil.
Homer: God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!

Queen Elizabeth II: I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy.
Prince Charles: Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

Mr. Burns: Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag.

[Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless]
Lou: Chief, I think we got a misuse of police equipment on ZZ99.
Season 21 Quotes
Homer the Whopper Bart Gets a "Z" The Great Wife Hope Treehouse of Horror XX The Devil Wears Nada Pranks and Greens Rednecks and Broomsticks Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? Thursdays with Abie Once Upon a Time in Springfield Million Dollar Maybe Boy Meets Curl The Color Yellow Postcards from the Wedge Stealing First Base The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed American History X-cellent Chief of Hearts The Squirt and the Whale To Surveil with Love Moe Letter Blues The Bob Next Door Judge Me Tender