Difference between revisions of "Lisa's Belly/Quotes"

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Homer: Quiet Rivers?! They changed the "ruh" to a "qwah." Did you know about this?

Marge: I told you they changed the name before we left.

Homer: I thought you were joking. That's the problem with you, Marge. You're always kidding around.

Bart: There's nothing worse in this universe than a ride steering wheel that does nothing.

Lisa: No, it does something. It makes the frog smile.

Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, man, swim diapers. I remember those. True freedom. I could tell you some stories.

Homer: Children, behold the deluge. For today, we punch fear in the face and steal death's girlfriend, as we truly live for the first time. Also, this is now the only way down.

Bart: Oh, man, I saw my life flash before my eyes. I've had an awesome life.

Lisa: Ah, a new school year. Uncracked books, pink erasers, a binder where the rings still meet.

Bart: And I get to find out what happened to those praying mantis eggs I left in Skinner's office.

Bart: I've been juicing pretty hard all summer. Had to stop because I beat up my dad.

Bullies: Roid rage! [high fives each other]

Marge: Young lady, in this family, we put clothing back on the hanger so the salesperson will think we're classy!

Homer: Time for me to earn my "World's Greatest Dad" mug.

Marge: You bought that for yourself in the hospital gift shop while I was giving birth.

Homer: We both left with something special that day.

Homer: [thinking] Oh, my God. Marge did the one thing no parent is ever supposed to do... Acknowledge what their children look like! Oh, what do I say to make it better? I know. I'll tell her Marge isn't her real mother, and Lisa and I should pack up and leave forever. No, something about that feels wrong. Hmm, I must use an entire lifetime of fatherly knowledge to help my daughter.

Homer: [to Lisa] Buying versus leasing... Pros and cons. How many miles do you think you'll be driving a year?

Lisa: Thanks for trying, Dad. That is what you were doing, right?

Homer: Yes.

Lisa: Thanks, Mom, but spending the afternoon with Aunt Patty and Selma made me feel a lot better about myself. And also, a lot worse about everyone else.

Bart: Guys, look out! There's girls in here.

Kearney Zzyzwicz: They're called girlfriends, baby dork.

Dolph Shapiro: Well, Jimbo and Flor haven't made it official, but we're all hopeful.

Jimbo and Flor: We don't do labels!

Lisa: We're in my mind, and I thought this woman was a total quack.

Wendy Sage: I can hear everything you're saying.

Lisa: Sorry.

Lisa: I guess the hurtful things your mother says to you never totally disappear.

Marge: Maybe they don't, but I really believe that if you're aware of them, those words will lose their power over you... very, very, very slowly. If at all. But probably not.