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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)|Eight Misbehavin'}} | {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)|Eight Misbehavin'}} | ||
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hey! There was no accident at the plant. Dad just wanted to go bowling. | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hey! There was no accident at the plant. Dad just wanted to go bowling. | ||
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} He shouldn't have deceived me, but I'm just so relieved Lenny's okay. | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} He shouldn't have deceived me, but I'm just so relieved Lenny's okay. | ||
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{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Check out the overhead scoreboard! | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Check out the overhead scoreboard! | ||
| − | :''[ | + | :''[Scoreboard says "poo" and "ass" instead of Lenny and Carl.]'' |
| − | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} | + | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} ''[laughs]'' Poo! Uh, Homer. What wacky name do you want? |
{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Are "poo" and "ass" taken? | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Are "poo" and "ass" taken? | ||
{{qf|Carl}} Yeah. | {{qf|Carl}} Yeah. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} Damn, could my life get any worse? | {{qf|Homer}} Damn, could my life get any worse? | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Mr. Simpson, you're going to be fine... although you do seem to have swallowed a number of shark eggs. |
| − | {{qf|Homer | + | {{qf|Homer}} Actually, that was before I went in the ocean. |
| − | {{qf|Hibbert}} Well, I don't want to pry into your personal life-- | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Well, I don't want to pry into your personal life-- |
{{qf|Homer}} Then don't. | {{qf|Homer}} Then don't. | ||
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{{qf|Lenny}} And even a teaspoon could cause a fatal tumor. | {{qf|Lenny}} And even a teaspoon could cause a fatal tumor. | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Wiggum]]}} All right, smart guy, where's the fire? |
{{qf|Homer}} Over there. | {{qf|Homer}} Over there. | ||
{{qf|Wiggum}} Okay, you just bought yourself a 317: Pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 314? No, no, 314 is a dog, uh, in, no, is that a 315? You're in trouble, pal. | {{qf|Wiggum}} Okay, you just bought yourself a 317: Pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 314? No, no, 314 is a dog, uh, in, no, is that a 315? You're in trouble, pal. | ||
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{{qf|Marge}} I can't get Maggie to eat. Maybe if you try… | {{qf|Marge}} I can't get Maggie to eat. Maybe if you try… | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I'm twenty-six hours late for work, no time for Maggie…Ooh, Where's Waldo!!! No, no, this would be a lot easier without all these people. Nope, no | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, I'm twenty-six hours late for work, no time for Maggie…Ooh, Where's Waldo!!! No, no, this would be a lot easier without all these people. Nope, no ''[gasps]'' It's him! No. |
{{qf|Marge}} Homer! | {{qf|Marge}} Homer! | ||
{{qf|Homer}} Waldo, where are you? | {{qf|Homer}} Waldo, where are you? | ||
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- Lisa: Hey! There was no accident at the plant. Dad just wanted to go bowling.
- Marge: He shouldn't have deceived me, but I'm just so relieved Lenny's okay.
- Lenny: Check out the overhead scoreboard!
- [Scoreboard says "poo" and "ass" instead of Lenny and Carl.]
- Carl: [laughs] Poo! Uh, Homer. What wacky name do you want?
- Homer: Are "poo" and "ass" taken?
- Carl: Yeah.
- Homer: Damn, could my life get any worse?
- Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, you're going to be fine... although you do seem to have swallowed a number of shark eggs.
- Homer: Actually, that was before I went in the ocean.
- Dr. Hibbert: Well, I don't want to pry into your personal life--
- Homer: Then don't.
- Homer: Oh this is the worst day ever.
- Lenny: Hey Homer, what gives?
- Homer: Mr. Burns is making me eat all these drums of toxic waste!
- Carl: Geez, that's rough. There must be 2 to 300 gallons in here.
- Lenny: And even a teaspoon could cause a fatal tumor.
- Wiggum: All right, smart guy, where's the fire?
- Homer: Over there.
- Wiggum: Okay, you just bought yourself a 317: Pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 314? No, no, 314 is a dog, uh, in, no, is that a 315? You're in trouble, pal.
- Marge: I can't get Maggie to eat. Maybe if you try…
- Homer: Oh, I'm twenty-six hours late for work, no time for Maggie…Ooh, Where's Waldo!!! No, no, this would be a lot easier without all these people. Nope, no [gasps] It's him! No.
- Marge: Homer!
- Homer: Waldo, where are you?
