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== Opening == | == Opening == | ||
| − | + | :'''[[Dracula]]:''' Ah, [[Halloween]]. The one night when we can walk the streets undetected. | |
| − | :Dracula: Ah, Halloween. The one night when we can walk the streets undetected. | + | :'''Boys:''' Hey, lame-os. Turner Classic Movies called. They want their costumes back. |
| − | :Boys: Hey, lame-os. | + | :'''[[Frankenstein]]:''' We lame-os? |
| − | + | :'''Dracula:''' I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery. | |
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| − | :Dracula: I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery. | ||
== Don't Have a Cow, Mankind == | == Don't Have a Cow, Mankind == | ||
| − | + | :'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' I'm here at [[Krusty Burger]] for the launch of the highly anticipated "Burger Squared." [[Krusty]], what can you tell us about this fantastic new sandwich? | |
| − | :Kent Brockman: I'm here at Krusty Burger for the launch of the highly anticipated "Burger Squared." Krusty, what can you tell us about this fantastic new sandwich? | + | :'''Krusty:''' I'm glad you asked, Kent. We start with Grade A beef, feed that to other cows, then kill them and serve the unholy results on a seven-grain bun. Burger Squared! |
| − | :Krusty: I'm glad you asked, Kent. We start with Grade A beef, feed that to other cows, then kill them and serve the unholy results on a seven-grain bun. Burger Squared! | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' The math checks out! |
| − | :Homer: The math checks out! | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Cows eating cows?! That's an abomination! |
| − | :Lisa: Cows eating cows?! That's an abomination! | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice. |
| − | :Marge: Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice. | + | :'''Kent Brockman:''' And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime-against-nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... ''[changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow]'' |
| − | :Kent Brockman: And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime-against-nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... [changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow] | + | :'''Krusty:''' Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... ''[Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills [[Squeaky Voiced Teen]] and then kills the camera man]'' |
| − | :Krusty: Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... [Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills Squeaky Voiced Teen and then kills the camera man] | ||
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| − | + | :'''[[Moe]]:''' A little tip... you might want to wash me before you eat me. | |
| − | + | :'''[[Barney]]:''' All right! | |
| − | :Barney: All right! | + | :'''[[Carl]]:''' Yeah, you better! |
| − | :Carl: Yeah, you better! | + | :'''[[Lenny]]:''' Thank you. |
| − | :Lenny: Thank you. | ||
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| − | + | :'''[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]:''' Come with me if you want to live. | |
| − | :Rainier Wolfcastle: Come with me if you want to live. | + | :''[Zombies burst in and attack Wolfcastle]'' |
| − | ''Zombies | + | :'''Homer:''' Another politician who can't keep his promises. |
| − | :Homer: Another politician who can't keep his promises. | ||
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| − | + | :'''Soldier:''' Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh. | |
| − | :Soldier: Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh. | + | :'''Marge:''' Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? There must be another way. |
| − | :Marge: Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? There must be another way. | ||
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| − | + | :'''Lisa:''' [[Apu]], how do you survive? | |
| − | :Lisa | + | :'''Apu:''' Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted burgers. As a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth. ''[He shows the weapons on the roof inside the SUV]'' |
| − | :Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted burgers. As a | ||
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| − | + | :'''Lisa:''' Time has passed. Children play in the streets. At night, there is music and laughter. And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food. | |
| − | :Lisa: ''Time has passed. | ||
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Opening
- Dracula: Ah, Halloween. The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
- Boys: Hey, lame-os. Turner Classic Movies called. They want their costumes back.
- Frankenstein: We lame-os?
- Dracula: I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery.
Don't Have a Cow, Mankind
- Kent Brockman: I'm here at Krusty Burger for the launch of the highly anticipated "Burger Squared." Krusty, what can you tell us about this fantastic new sandwich?
- Krusty: I'm glad you asked, Kent. We start with Grade A beef, feed that to other cows, then kill them and serve the unholy results on a seven-grain bun. Burger Squared!
- Homer: The math checks out!
- Lisa: Cows eating cows?! That's an abomination!
- Marge: Now, Lisa, you're a vegetarian, but these cows have made a different choice.
- Kent Brockman: And now, this lucky reporter will be the first human to sample this delicious crime-against-nature. Mmm. Juicy, flavorful, with just a hint of... [changes into a Muncher and takes a bite out of Krusty's elbow]
- Krusty: Hey! That's my check-cashing arm, you stupid... [Krusty also becomes a Muncher. Kent kills Squeaky Voiced Teen and then kills the camera man]
- Moe: A little tip... you might want to wash me before you eat me.
- Barney: All right!
- Carl: Yeah, you better!
- Lenny: Thank you.
- Rainier Wolfcastle: Come with me if you want to live.
- [Zombies burst in and attack Wolfcastle]
- Homer: Another politician who can't keep his promises.
- Soldier: Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.
- Marge: Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? There must be another way.
- Lisa: Apu, how do you survive?
- Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted burgers. As a convenience store owner, I am armed to the teeth. [He shows the weapons on the roof inside the SUV]
- Lisa: Time has passed. Children play in the streets. At night, there is music and laughter. And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.
