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:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Lenny]] tells about being in ''[[The Re-Deadening]]'' ...]'' | :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Lenny]] tells about being in ''[[The Re-Deadening]]'' ...]'' | ||
− | :'''Lenny''': | + | :'''Lenny''': I had a small speaking role. |
− | :'''[[Carl]]''': | + | :'''[[Carl]]''': Yeah, I went to visit him and was banned from the set. |
− | :'''[[Lisa]]''': | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Mr. Leonard, how did you get in a movie? |
− | :'''Lenny''': | + | :'''Lenny''': Classic Hollywood story. The director saw my photo in a medical book. |
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:''[At the movie ...]'' | :''[At the movie ...]'' | ||
− | :'''[[Rod Flanders]]''': | + | :'''[[Rod Flanders]]''': I'm scared! |
− | :'''[[Homer]]''': | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': Relax, stupid. Everything you see is make-believe. Although it is based on a true story. ''[ominously]'' Some of which happened in this very theater. |
:''[Homer happily looks up and continues watching the movie, smiling as the kids look on in fear.]'' | :''[Homer happily looks up and continues watching the movie, smiling as the kids look on in fear.]'' | ||
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− | :'' | + | :''[The movie scares the kids so badly that they hide under their seats. [[Lisa]] comes out to talk to [[Homer]].]'' |
− | :''' | + | :'''Lisa''': Dad, I don't like this movie. Can we go home? |
− | :''[A bloodcurdling scream comes from the screen.]'' | + | :'''Homer''': Oh, honey, don't be scared. Look, they killed the evil doll! |
− | :'''Homer''': ''[nonchalantly]'' | + | :''[A bloodcurdling scream comes from the screen. Lisa groans, shudders and returns to hiding under her seat.]'' |
+ | :'''Homer''': ''[nonchalantly]'' Well, what do you know? It's unkillable! | ||
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+ | :'''[[Artie Ziff|Artie]]:''' Doesn't your father ever read to you? | ||
+ | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' ''[light-heartedly]'' He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real. ''[suddenly serious]'' He's still searching for that {{w|Charlie and the Chocolate Factory|chocolate factory}}. It consumes him. | ||
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{{Season 15|Q}} | {{Season 15|Q}} | ||
{{DEFAULTSORT:Ziff Who Came to Dinner/Quotes}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Ziff Who Came to Dinner/Quotes}} |
Revision as of 18:07, October 16, 2012
- [Lenny tells about being in The Re-Deadening ...]
- Lenny: I had a small speaking role.
- Carl: Yeah, I went to visit him and was banned from the set.
- Lisa: Mr. Leonard, how did you get in a movie?
- Lenny: Classic Hollywood story. The director saw my photo in a medical book.
- [At the movie ...]
- Rod Flanders: I'm scared!
- Homer: Relax, stupid. Everything you see is make-believe. Although it is based on a true story. [ominously] Some of which happened in this very theater.
- [Homer happily looks up and continues watching the movie, smiling as the kids look on in fear.]
- [The movie scares the kids so badly that they hide under their seats. Lisa comes out to talk to Homer.]
- Lisa: Dad, I don't like this movie. Can we go home?
- Homer: Oh, honey, don't be scared. Look, they killed the evil doll!
- [A bloodcurdling scream comes from the screen. Lisa groans, shudders and returns to hiding under her seat.]
- Homer: [nonchalantly] Well, what do you know? It's unkillable!
- Artie: Doesn't your father ever read to you?
- Lisa: [light-heartedly] He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real. [suddenly serious] He's still searching for that chocolate factory. It consumes him.