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− | :'''[[Homer]]''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' [[Marge]], remember when we were talking about our worst fears? |
− | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' Uh-huh. |
− | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' And mine was snakes, and yours was...? |
− | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' Never being a grandmother. |
− | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Really? I thought it was Lisa with a beard of bees. Well, whatever, brace yourself. |
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− | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' [[Willie]], I didn't know you were an apiarist. |
− | :'''Groundskeeper Willie''' | + | :'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' From context, I can tell that means beekeeper. |
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− | :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''' | + | :'''[[Mayor Quimby]]:''' First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with. |
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− | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Dad, we have to do something all the bees are dying! |
− | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, no! No bees! Ooh, now who will sting me and walk all over my sandwiches? |
− | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' But, Dad! Bees pollinate flowers. |
− | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Pfft. Flowers, the painted whores of the plant world. |
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− | :'''[[Moe]]''' | + | :'''[[Moe]]:''' Listen, Homer: in the back room, I got these super-tough Africanized bees. I saw this ad in a gentleman's magazine for excited African honeys and that's what they sent me. If we could combine them with Lisa's bees, it would make them strong enough to survive any environment. |
− | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' But how are we supposed to combine the DNA of two strains of the same species? |
− | :'''Moe''' | + | :'''Moe:''' Actually, Homer... ''[whispers]'' |
− | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' ''[gasps]'' You and me? |
− | :'''Moe''' | + | :'''Moe:''' No, the bees! |
− | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I meant, too. I... have no... inclination. |
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− | :[When Lisa releases the bees into their sanctuary] | + | :''[When Lisa releases the bees into their sanctuary]'' |
− | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Oh, I miss them. |
− | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' Now you know how I'll feel when you go to college. |
− | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' You'll always have Bart! Always. |
− | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Marge:''' But he'll be gone a lot repairing refrigerators. |
− | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Always. |
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− | :[As Lisa's bees are swarming around the breakfast table] | + | :''[As Lisa's bees are swarming around the breakfast table]'' |
− | :'''[[Bart]]''' | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Mom, maybe you shouldn't have put so much syrup on the pancakes. |
− | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' The secret is not to swallow the stingers. ''[takes big bite of pancakes with bees on them, and spits stingers out into a glass]'' |
− | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Dad, don't eat the bees! |
− | :'''Homer''' | + | :'''Homer:''' They're just drones, Lisa, they only live for, like, 5 minutes anyway! And they only have haploid cells, not diploid like me and Bart! |
− | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Yeah! ''[high-fives Homer]'' |
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− | :'''[[Jimbo]]''' | + | :'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second grade babies. |
− | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Why would I want to? |
− | :'''Jimbo''' | + | :'''Jimbo:''' Because I said "I dare you". [[Kearney]], can you read it back? |
− | :'''Kearney''' | + | :'''Kearney:''' (reading) "Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second-grade babies. Bart: Why would I want to? Jimbo: Because I said 'I dare you.' Kearney, can you read it back? Kearney, reading: Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to.." |
− | :'''Jimbo''' | + | :'''Jimbo:''' The point is, Simpson, a dare has been placed on your nards. |
− | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Bart:''' My nards accept. |
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- Homer: Marge, remember when we were talking about our worst fears?
- Marge: Uh-huh.
- Homer: And mine was snakes, and yours was...?
- Marge: Never being a grandmother.
- Homer: Really? I thought it was Lisa with a beard of bees. Well, whatever, brace yourself.
- Lisa: Willie, I didn't know you were an apiarist.
- Groundskeeper Willie: From context, I can tell that means beekeeper.
- Mayor Quimby: First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.
- Lisa: Dad, we have to do something all the bees are dying!
- Homer: [sarcastically] Oh, no! No bees! Ooh, now who will sting me and walk all over my sandwiches?
- Lisa: But, Dad! Bees pollinate flowers.
- Homer: Pfft. Flowers, the painted whores of the plant world.
- Moe: Listen, Homer: in the back room, I got these super-tough Africanized bees. I saw this ad in a gentleman's magazine for excited African honeys and that's what they sent me. If we could combine them with Lisa's bees, it would make them strong enough to survive any environment.
- Homer: But how are we supposed to combine the DNA of two strains of the same species?
- Moe: Actually, Homer... [whispers]
- Homer: [gasps] You and me?
- Moe: No, the bees!
- Homer: Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I meant, too. I... have no... inclination.
- [When Lisa releases the bees into their sanctuary]
- Lisa: Oh, I miss them.
- Marge: Now you know how I'll feel when you go to college.
- Lisa: You'll always have Bart! Always.
- Marge: But he'll be gone a lot repairing refrigerators.
- Lisa: Always.
- [As Lisa's bees are swarming around the breakfast table]
- Bart: Mom, maybe you shouldn't have put so much syrup on the pancakes.
- Homer: The secret is not to swallow the stingers. [takes big bite of pancakes with bees on them, and spits stingers out into a glass]
- Lisa: Dad, don't eat the bees!
- Homer: They're just drones, Lisa, they only live for, like, 5 minutes anyway! And they only have haploid cells, not diploid like me and Bart!
- Bart: Yeah! [high-fives Homer]
- Jimbo: Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second grade babies.
- Bart: Why would I want to?
- Jimbo: Because I said "I dare you". Kearney, can you read it back?
- Kearney: (reading) "Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second-grade babies. Bart: Why would I want to? Jimbo: Because I said 'I dare you.' Kearney, can you read it back? Kearney, reading: Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to.."
- Jimbo: The point is, Simpson, a dare has been placed on your nards.
- Bart: My nards accept.