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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Nothing beats a day at the ballpark with my family. Tickets, tickets, who needs tickets?
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, we need those tickets to get in!
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{{qf|Homer}} Don't worry, I'll use the money I make to buy tickets from a scalper. Then I'll sell those tickets, and we'll be rich! Rich! We did it, baby! We made it through the rain!
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*'''"Jock Squawk" host:''' And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?
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*'''Isotopes announcer:''' Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} S'okay, Buck! Bad hop, bad hop!
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*'''Homer:''' And you said it would never work.<br />'''[[Duffman]]:''' Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Shake it off, Buck!
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*'''Duffman:''' Duffman gives the people what they want!<br />'''Marge:''' Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?<br />'''Duffman:''' Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!<br />'''Second Duffman (entering):''' Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!<br />'''Both Duffmen:''' Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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*'''Lisa:''' Mom and Dad can't do marriage counseling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''(they then listen closely)''<br />'''Homer (in distance):''' And i say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn!
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{{qf|Bart}} You suck!
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*'''Baseball Announcer:''' That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I concur!
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*'''[[Lenny]]:''' Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?<br />'''[[Carl]]:''' I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.<br />'''Lenny:''' I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.
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*'''Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp):''' ''(on his cellphone) ''Cancel all my appointments.
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{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Yeah, Homer! Suck that face!
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*'''Marge:''' ''(To Homer)'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!<br />'''Homer:''' Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!
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{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Remember when we used to kiss like that, Carl? With our respective girlfriends?
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{{qf|Carl}} Yeah, I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now...
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{{qf|Lenny}} I heard Jill died. Kelly, I think, is a prostitute.
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{{qf|Homer}} What a game! I got on the kiss-cam, I participated in "the wave," and I got to pee in a trough! Marge, can we get a trough?
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{{qf|Marge}} For the last time, no!
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{{qf|Marge}} Homie, I don't think our marriage is so Jim Dandy that we should be counseling others.
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{{qf|Homer}} Hey, we've gone through more hardships than the Jews and [[Charlie Brown]] put together.
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{{qf|Lisa}} ''[to Bart]'' Isn't it weird that our parents are giving marital advice? They're always fighting—if you listen closely, you can hear them arguing right now.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[in the distance]'' And I say a monkey can mow our lawn!
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{{qf|[[Tabitha Vixx]]}} You make me laugh, Homer.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[defensive]'' Why, 'cause I'm fat?
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{{qf|Homer}} Like I always say: compromise is the key.
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{{qf|Marge}} I always say that.
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{{qf|Homer}} Let's compromise and say nobody said it.
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, you're so hot. If only I'd seen you before I met my wife.
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{{qf|Tabitha}} Oh Homer, you're sweet, but... oh, you're talking to the chicken.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[whispering]'' Don't tell the hamburger in my car.
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{{qf|Homer}} It's working! Buck's buying my fake message! And you said it would never work.
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{{qf|[[Duffman]] 1}} No, I said "Duffman will do what you want. Stop kicking and punching Duffman."
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{{qf|[[Buck Mitchell]]}} Tabitha? Tabitha? Oh, this is the worst blimp crash ever!
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Too soon!
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{{qf|Duffman 2}} Duffman gives the people what they want.
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{{qf|Marge}} Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
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{{qf|Duffman 2}} Three Duffmen are workin' the game tonight.
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{{qf|Duffman 3}} Don't tell the children. It's disillusioning.
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{{qf|Duffmen}} Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Duffman!
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{{qf|Buck}} Ain't love grand, Tito?
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{{qf|{{ap|Tito|Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play}}}} I don't care. Bandits just kidnapped my mother! Just found out.
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Latest revision as of 06:04, April 27, 2024


Season 17 Episode Quotes
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"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play"
"The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer" 379 →


Homer: Nothing beats a day at the ballpark with my family. Tickets, tickets, who needs tickets?
Marge: Homer, we need those tickets to get in!
Homer: Don't worry, I'll use the money I make to buy tickets from a scalper. Then I'll sell those tickets, and we'll be rich! Rich! We did it, baby! We made it through the rain!
Bart: S'okay, Buck! Bad hop, bad hop!
Lisa: Shake it off, Buck!
[Buck messes up again]
Bart: You suck!
Lisa: I concur!
Carl Carlson: Yeah, Homer! Suck that face!
Lenny Leonard: Remember when we used to kiss like that, Carl? With our respective girlfriends?
Carl: Yeah, I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now...
Lenny: I heard Jill died. Kelly, I think, is a prostitute.
Homer: What a game! I got on the kiss-cam, I participated in "the wave," and I got to pee in a trough! Marge, can we get a trough?
Marge: For the last time, no!
Marge: Homie, I don't think our marriage is so Jim Dandy that we should be counseling others.
Homer: Hey, we've gone through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together.
Lisa: [to Bart] Isn't it weird that our parents are giving marital advice? They're always fighting—if you listen closely, you can hear them arguing right now.
Homer: [in the distance] And I say a monkey can mow our lawn!
Tabitha Vixx: You make me laugh, Homer.
Homer: [defensive] Why, 'cause I'm fat?
Homer: Like I always say: compromise is the key.
Marge: I always say that.
Homer: Let's compromise and say nobody said it.
Homer: Oh, you're so hot. If only I'd seen you before I met my wife.
Tabitha: Oh Homer, you're sweet, but... oh, you're talking to the chicken.
Homer: [whispering] Don't tell the hamburger in my car.
Homer: It's working! Buck's buying my fake message! And you said it would never work.
Duffman 1: No, I said "Duffman will do what you want. Stop kicking and punching Duffman."
Buck Mitchell: Tabitha? Tabitha? Oh, this is the worst blimp crash ever!
Grampa: Too soon!
Duffman 2: Duffman gives the people what they want.
Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
Duffman 2: Three Duffmen are workin' the game tonight.
Duffman 3: Don't tell the children. It's disillusioning.
Duffmen: Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Duffman!
Buck: Ain't love grand, Tito?
Tito: I don't care. Bandits just kidnapped my mother! Just found out.
Season 17 Quotes
The Bonfire of the Manatees • The Girl Who Slept Too Little • Milhouse of Sand and Fog • Treehouse of Horror XVI • Marge's Son Poisoning • See Homer Run • The Last of the Red Hat Mamas • The Italian Bob • Simpsons Christmas Stories • Homer's Paternity Coot • We're on the Road to D'ohwhere • My Fair Laddy • The Seemingly Never-Ending Story • Bart Has Two Mommies • Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife • Million-Dollar Abie • Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore • The Wettest Stories Ever Told • Girls Just Want to Have Sums • Regarding Margie • The Monkey Suit • Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
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