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"Lisa the Vegetarian"[edit]

"When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University!"
Ralph Wiggum[src]

A great Ralph line. -- Mythigator 15:25, 5 June 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)[edit]

  1. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 13:36, 28 July 2012 (EDT)
  2. --Cook879 15:27, 30 November 2012 (EST)

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"Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"[edit]

"It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!"
Groundskeeper Willie
"You Scots sure are a contentious people."
Seymour Skinner
"You just made an enemy for life!"
―Groundskeeper Willie[src]

A funny Willie moment. The Solar Dragon (Talk - Contribs.) 15:49, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

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  1. Good, but I think just the first line might be better. | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 16:15, 3 May 2013 (EDT)
  2.  :P --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 18:49, 3 May 2013 (EDT)
  3. It would be an okay quote with just the first line, but the other lines have the exchange between Skinner and Willie and make it better. -- Mythigator 09:33, 29 May 2013 (EDT)

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@Randomno, that's probably because you have no idea what "contentious" means, which is the whole joke of Willie's reply to Skinner. ☆The Solar Dragon☆ 16:37, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

XD That's pretty much it. Let's Oogle it! | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 17:00, 3 May 2013 (EDT)
Definiton didn't help. :| | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 17:03, 3 May 2013 (EDT)
Googling "define:contentious" brought up: "Causing or likely to cause an argument; controversial." define: is your friend. ☆The Solar Dragon (Talk - Contribs.)☆ 03:22, 4 May 2013 (EDT)
I said the definition didn't help. :| | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 03:26, 4 May 2013 (EDT)

"Treehouse of Horror IV"[edit]

"Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos."
Homer Simpson[src]

I like this quote. --Fred (Talk Contribs. Editcount) 04:20, 18 January 2013 (EST)

Support (2)[edit]

  1. . :P --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 18:13, 18 January 2013 (EST)
  2. OK quote, typical Homer. -- Mythigator 09:35, 15 February 2013 (EST)

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Twitter[edit]

"Gotta tweet fast, Marge is making my favorite thing for dinner – food!"
Homer Simpson[src]

A funny tweet from Homer. ~ Phinbart (talkcontribs) 06:11, 1 July 2012 (EDT)

Support (2)[edit]

  1. I like it. We've had quotes and nominations aplenty showing Homer's dumbness; now we've got one showing his gluttony. -- Mythigator 10:23, 15 September 2012 (EDT)
  2. Yeah, I like it. Is it the first tweet by "Homer" up for featured quote nomination? --Fred (Talk Contribs. Editcount) 08:32, 12 January 2013 (EST)

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  1. It's ok, but not really anything super funny. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 20:27, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

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"Pulpit Friction"[edit]

"The only thing bigger than you is you tomorrow."
Bart Simpson to Homer

Typical Bart. | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 15:42, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

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  1. Classic Bart attitude and a good zinger on Homer. Also, a good example of a quote that works well on its own. -- Mythigator 09:38, 29 May 2013 (EDT)
  2. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 13:04, 2 August 2013 (EDT)
  3. --Fred (Talk Contribs. Editcount) 03:35, August 31, 2013 (EDT)

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"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"[edit]

"Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son'."
Lionel Hutz[src]

A funny quote. ☆The Solar Dragon (Talk - Contribs.)☆ 15:03, 6 August 2013 (EDT)

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  1. -- Webkinz ManiaTalkContributionsEditcount 21:05, 6 August 2013 (EDT)
  2. --Fred (Talk Contribs. Editcount) 03:35, August 31, 2013 (EDT)
  3. Classic Hutz. -- Mythigator (talk) 18:07, September 28, 2013 (EDT)

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"Last Exit to Springfield"[edit]

"We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter", you'd say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...''"
Abraham Simpson[src]

A long but funny quote. The Solar Dragon (Talk - Contribs.) 06:55, 24 August 2013 (EDT)


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  1. --Fred (Talk Contribs. Editcount) 03:35, August 31, 2013 (EDT)
  2. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 17:41, October 12, 2013 (EDT)
  3. Classic Abe. -- Mythigator (talk) 01:15, October 16, 2013 (EDT)

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  1. It doesn't work in print form, in my opinion. Homer to the Max (talk) 19:28, September 28, 2013 (EDT)

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"Fraudcast News"[edit]

"All my daughter ever did was tell people to think for themselves. I may be her father, but when I grow up, I wanna be just like her, except still a dude."
Homer Simpson[src]

A very fun quote.Loco87 (talk / contribs) 0:31, 1 September 2013 (EDT)

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  1. The Solar Dragon (Talk - Contribs.) 07:22, January 1, 2014 (EST)

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"A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"[edit]

"Bart's been raptured! And his crap's been craptured!"
―Homer[src]

Sure to be a classic Homerism when more time goes by. -- Mythigator (talk) 01:22, October 16, 2013 (EDT)

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"Bart's Friend Falls in Love"[edit]

"Oh, don't worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, but will marry out of fear of dying alone."
Edna Krabappel

In Memory of Marcia Wallace, one of (in my opinion) Krabappel's funniest quotes. - Flanders2000- Okilly-Dokilly-Doo! (talk) 04:45, October 31, 2013 (EDT)

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"Lisa on Ice"[edit]

"Bart Simpson, will you put your hand down? You haven't had a single right answer all day."
―Edna[src]

I thought that this was one of Edna's best lines. -- Webkinz ManiaTalkContributionsEditcount 11:09, October 27, 2013 (EDT)

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  1. The Solar Dragon 07:58, May 1, 2014 (EDT)

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"Fat Man and Little Boy"[edit]

"Daddy, can I have this one?"
Rod Flanders
"Hmm. "Get bent"? Well, the only thing that can mean is kneel down and pray! I'll take the whole box. Get bent, everyone!"
Ned Flanders[src]

Ned's logic. :P Homer to the Max (talk) 19:38, September 28, 2013 (EDT)


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Without any context this was pretty funny. | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 12:25, November 4, 2013 (EST)

It's funny because Ned such a pious person and he's saying an obscene term so enthusiastically. Daxxoxx's Talk 09:51, May 2, 2014 (EDT)/sig4

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  1. Depends too much on the context to work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator (talk) 20:38, September 28, 2013 (EDT)

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"Lisa's First Word"[edit]


"Got your nose! Heh heh heh."
Homer
"Got your wallet! [flushes it down toilet]"
Baby Bart[src]

A totally funny quote!! / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 09:03, June 12, 2014 (EDT)

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  1. Very nice. Is there anything Homer says afterwards? | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 18:40, August 25, 2014 (EDT)

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"Little Big Girl"[edit]

"Our daughter says she's run off with your son!"
Darcy's parents to Homer and Marge
"Did she mention she was knocked up?"
―Homer
"No!"
―Darcy's father
"Whoops, sorry for the spoiler."
―Homer[src]

Found this hilarious when watching the episode. If you think it doesn't work on it's own as a quote, then mention that. | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 13:51, August 30, 2014 (EDT)

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  1. --Fred (Talk Contribs. Editcount) 05:21, September 10, 2014 (EDT)
  2. It works fine on its own and has a typical Homerism to boot. Support. -- Mythigator (talk) 07:59, September 28, 2014 (EDT)

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"Little Big Girl"[edit]

"Son, one day you're going to be a great father."
―Homer
"Aww. And some day, you'll be one too."
―Bart[src]

I know I just posted a Little Big Girl nomination, but this one is a nice Bart quote that works on its own. | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 13:56, August 30, 2014 (EDT)

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  1. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Spewsjuice (talkcontribs)
  2. I like this quote better than the other one (but they're both good). -- Mythigator (talk) 07:58, September 28, 2014 (EDT)
  3. Good quote. And I also like this one more than the other. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 15:39, September 30, 2014 (EDT)
  4. A THOH quote would probably work better, given the month, but this one's still pretty funny. --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 00:24, October 1, 2014 (EDT)
  5. --Fred (Talk Contribs. Editcount) 01:27, October 1, 2014 (EDT)

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"Sideshow Bob Roberts"[edit]

"Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?"
Sideshow Bob[src]
A good quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 11:30, December 16, 2014 (EST)

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  1. There we go! This is a great quote. :P --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 15:52, December 16, 2014 (EST)
  2. Nice! -- Mythigator (talk) 09:53, December 31, 2014 (EST)
  3. 13JThomas Talk / Contributions

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I feel like it could do without the first two sentences, and maybe without the last "Do they?". --Nick97 (talk ~ contribs) 11:43, December 16, 2014 (EST)

That's true. I've changed it. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 12:01, December 16, 2014 (EST)

"Little Big Girl"[edit]

"The Simpsons have never married or even shook hands with anyone interesting. In a world of 31 flavors, we’re the cup of water they rinse the scoops in. Grampa out."
Abraham Simpson[src]
A nice quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 11:30, December 16, 2014 (EST)

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"Blood Feud"[edit]

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
―Homer
"OK, Mr. Burns! Er, what's your first name?"
―Post Office worker
"I don't know! [outside the post office] Great plan, Bart(!)"
―Homer[src]

A funny quote from "Blood Feud", and shows Homer's dumbness. ~ Phinbart (talkcontribs) 15:32, 8 September 2012 (EDT)

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  1. One of those ones which doesn't work too well on its own. | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 16:45, 14 March 2013 (EDT)
    Another thing is that you can't really express Homer's voice and feelings in the quote. | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 15:36, 3 May 2013 (EDT)

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  1. Doesn't work as a featured quote because it relies too much on the context. -- Mythigator 09:36, 29 May 2013 (EDT)
  2. --Fred (Talk Contribs. Editcount) 05:38, 14 June 2013 (EDT)

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"Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"[edit]

"Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, Like Englishmen and Scots, Welshmen and Scots, Or Japanese and Scots, Or Scots and Scots, Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland!"
Groundskeeper Willie[src]

A funny from Willie when he talking about his old country. /AleWi (talk) 15:20, September 28, 2013 (EDT)


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  1. Please check the previously featured quotes before nominating, AleWi. :P ☆The Solar Dragon (Talk - Contribs.)☆ 18:08, September 28, 2013 (EDT)
  2. Agreed with Solar Dragon.. Homer to the Max (talk) 19:38, September 28, 2013 (EDT)
  3. I love this quote, but it's already been featured. -- Mythigator (talk) 20:40, September 28, 2013 (EDT)

"The Man Who Grew Too Much"[edit]


"I told you, the only dancing I like is square."
Ned
"Hey, I let you pay for those boys' skipping lessons."
Edna
"Okay."
Ned
"Ooh! Ned! Ha!"
Edna
"Sure do miss that laugh."
Ned
"Ha, ha! I miss her, too."
Nelson[src]/AleWi (talk) 12:41, March 11, 2014 (EDT)

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  1. I don't get it without the context and it can't really be lengthened or shortened. | SimpsonsFR.pngSimpsonsFA.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFD.pngSimpsonsFO.pngSimpsonsFM.pngSimpsonsFN.pngSimpsonsFO.png | Talk | Contributions | Edit count | 18:40, August 25, 2014 (EDT)

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"Burns' Heir"[edit]

"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably.
The lesson is, never try.
"
Homer Simpson[src]

JThomas (talk) 09:52, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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  1. It has already been featured. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 16:50, December 6, 2014 (EST)

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"Lisa on Ice"[edit]

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
Ralph Wiggum[src]

JThomas (talk) 10:02, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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  1. It has already been featured. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 16:50, December 6, 2014 (EST)

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"Bart After Dark"[edit]

Quote- Bart After Dark.png

"I have misplaced my pants."
Homer Simpson[src]

For the quote to be funny I added a picture to go along with it./13JThomas Talk / Contributions

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  1. If it needs the picture in order to be funny, it won't work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator (talk) 09:52, December 31, 2014 (EST)
  2. Agree with Mythigator. It depends too much on its context and the picture proves it. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 14:04, December 31, 2014 (EST)

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