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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.


  1. You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
  2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
  3. Quotes can be from all The Simpsons media.

How to nominate[edit]

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.


"Little Orphan Millie"[edit]

"Oh my God. I've become the world's oldest baby. Men don't get their moo-moo from a ba-ba! They get their moo-moo from a big-boy cup!"
Fun quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 13:54, July 7, 2020 (EDT)

Support (2)[edit]

  1. This is a good quote. The Solar Dragon 06:20, September 1, 2020 (EDT)
  2. A good "Milhousism". -- Mythigator (talk) 09:59, September 1, 2020 (EDT)

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"Lisa's Rival"[edit]

"I beat the smart kids, I beat the the smart kid I... (Trips) I bent my wookie!"
Ralph Wiggum[src]
A funny quote, can't believe it hasn't been featured yet. / D'ohmer (talk) 12:04, July 28, 2020 (EDT)

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