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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules[edit]

  1. You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
  2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
  3. Quotes can be from all The Simpsons media except from Simpsons Comics and The Simpsons: Tapped Out; as they have their own portals in the wiki with their featured quotes.

How to nominate[edit]

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

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"Team Homer"[edit]

"You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!"
Moe Syzlak[src]

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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  1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish""[edit]

"Um, if anybody finds a grenade without a pin, that's mine."
Iggy Wiggum[src]
A Wiggum-ism. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 13:47, May 24, 2016 (EDT)

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"Simpsorama"[edit]

"Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?"
Lisa Simpson
"Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar."
Professor Farnsworth
"But how did Bender get here?"
Professor Frink
"With a time machine."
Professor Farnsworth[src]
Funny quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 14:09, July 4, 2016 (EDT)

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  1. Too long to work as a featured quote. (Too many changes of speaker.) -- Mythigator (talk) 13:54, May 15, 2017 (EDT)

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"Homerazzi"[edit]

"Sir, we've been here six times this month."
Flint Drywall
"Yeah, but uh-- One of those I dialed 9-1-1 by mistake, but I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I set the house on fire. It feels good to tell the truth. No, I'm lying again, it feels bad."
Homer[src]
Great quote and Homer-ism. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)

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"Colonel Homer"[edit]

"Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!"
Lurleen Lumpkin
"Hey! [relaxes] Oh, you meant that as a compliment."
Homer[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)

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"Lisa the Beauty Queen"[edit]

"I heartily endorse this event or product."
Krusty the Clown[src] T-Mac (talk) 21:27, March 10, 2018 (EST)

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"YOLO"[edit]

"Did your hair burn off in a fire that trapped you in a candy factory?"
Eduardo Barcelona
"Oh, I wish!"
Homer

—Preceding unsigned comment added by Ralphrules (talkcontribs) 16:44, March 27, 2018

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"Itchy & Scratchy Land"[edit]

"Okay, let's make a pact. This is gonna be the best vacation ever, or we all agree to disband and join other families."
Homer[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

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"Itchy & Scratchy Land"[edit]

"We're now approaching our final destination: Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future, where nothing can possi-blygo wrong.
Possibly go wrong. Uh, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.
"
―Pilot[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

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"Itchy & Scratchy Land"[edit]

"There's no need to murmur, ma'am. Here at Itchy and Scratchy Land, we're just as concerned about violence as you are. That's why we're always careful to show the consequences of deadly mayhem so that we may educate as well as horrify."
Park engineer
"When do you show the consequences? On TV, that mouse pulled out that cat's lungs and played them like a bagpipe. But in the next scene, the cat was breathing comfortably."
Marge
"Just like in real life. Hey look over there!"
Park engineer[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

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"Itchy & Scratchy Land"[edit]

"My hair! You chopped off my hair! Oh God I'm ugly!"
Homer[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

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"Itchy & Scratchy Land"[edit]

"I'm so embarrassed. I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die."
Marge
"Okay, throw her in the hole."
―Guard
"Oh, please. It was just a figure of speech."
―Marge[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

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"Itchy & Scratchy Land"[edit]

"You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving."
Prof. Frink[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

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"Itchy & Scratchy Land"[edit]

"Look at all this great stuff, Lis. Cool, personalized plates. Barclay, Barry, Bert, Bort?! Aw, c'mon, Bort?"
Bart
"Mommy, mommy, buy me a license plate!"
Bort
"No. Come along, Bort."
Bort's mother
"Are you talking to me?"
Bort
"No. My son is also named Bort."
―Bort's mother[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 10:59, May 29, 2018 (EDT)

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  1. Too many changes of speaker to work as a featured quote. -- Mythigator (talk) 23:17, June 1, 2018 (EDT)

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