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From now on, please sign all nominations.

Featured quotes are quotes that are considered funny and chosen by the community. You can nominate any quote you want from The Simpsons.

Rules[edit]

  1. You can only nominate a maximum of five quotes a month.
  2. The quote must be properly sourced and with who said it.
  3. Quotes can be from all The Simpsons media except from Simpsons Comics and The Simpsons: Tapped Out; as they have their own portals in the wiki with their featured quotes.

How to nominate[edit]

Do your quote like this:
{{Quote|What the quote is|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is more than one line, do it like this:
{{Quote|line 1<br>line 2<br>line 3|Who said it|What episode}}

If it is between two or more people, do it like this:
{{Quote|What person 1 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 2 said|Who said it}}<br> {{Quote|What person 1 said again|Who said it|What episode}}

The episodes don't need square brackets.

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"Team Homer"[edit]

"You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?!"
Moe Syzlak[src]

JThomas (talk) 09:49, December 6, 2014 (EST)JThomas

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  1. Meh. The Solar Dragon 13:30, February 28, 2015 (EST)

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"Bart's Inner Child"[edit]

"¡Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy, yell it out. Everybody, go!"
Brad Goodman
"I, er, can't commit to a relationship."
Mayor Quimby
"I'm too nice!"
Mr. Burns
"I have problems with--"
Apu
"I'm always interrupting people!"
Lenny[src]
A Good quote.(I think we have too many nominations) / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 16:48, May 10, 2015 (EDT)

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  1. Too long to work as a featured quote. (Too many changes of speaker.) -- Mythigator (talk) 08:30, September 29, 2015 (EDT)

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"Burns' Heir"[edit]

"But my mom says I'm cool!"
Milhouse Van Houten[src]
A fun quote.. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 20:51, January 13, 2016 (EST)

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"Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish""[edit]

"Um, if anybody finds a grenade without a pin, that's mine."
Iggy Wiggum[src]
A Wiggum-ism. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 13:47, May 24, 2016 (EDT)

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"Simpsorama"[edit]

"Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?"
Lisa Simpson
"Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar."
Professor Farnsworth
"But how did Bender get here?"
Professor Frink
"With a time machine."
Professor Farnsworth[src]
Funny quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 14:09, July 4, 2016 (EDT)

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  1. Too long to work as a featured quote. (Too many changes of speaker.) -- Mythigator (talk) 13:54, May 15, 2017 (EDT)

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"Moho House"[edit]

"I just have to accept that you're never going to change."
Marge (to Homer)
"No, I changed before! I lost my hair and got fat!"
Homer[src]
Fun quote. / Loco87 (Talk / Contribs) 11:03, May 23, 2017 (EDT)

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"Lisa on Ice"[edit]

"Attention, students, this is Principal Skinner, your principal, with a message from the principal's office. Report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium. Damn it, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one."
Skinner[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)

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"Homerazzi"[edit]

"Sir, we've been here six times this month."
Fireman
"Yeah, but uh-- One of those I dialed 9-1-1 by mistake, but I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I set the house on fire. It feels good to tell the truth. No, I'm lying again, it feels bad."
Homer[src]
Great quote and Homer-ism. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)

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"Colonel Homer"[edit]

"Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!"
Lurleen Lumpkin
"Hey! [relaxes] Oh, you meant that as a compliment."
Homer[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)

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"Cape Feare"[edit]

"Take him away, boys."
Bart
"Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys."
Chief Wiggum[src]
Great quote. / Loco87 (TALK / Contribs) 16:33, August 31, 2017 (EDT)

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