Springfield Seed Fair
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The Springfield Seed Fair was a fair organised by the Simpson family after they were in debt and the town's Enviro-bears (Kid's environmental group) wanted to beautify the town.
History[edit]
Pre-fair[edit]
Bart decided to buy crates of Armenian seeds to get a crossbow after reading about the offer in a Z-Men comic. After purchasing many boxes, Bart realized how many seeds he needed to buy to get a crossboy. During the next Enviro-Bears meeting, they decided to sell Bart's Armenian seeds but had no success. The Simpson family then had parts of their house taken away to pay for their seeds. Grampa then suggested they organize a town fair to raise money.
To raise awareness of the fair, Homer talked to his workmates, but they pointed out that Mr. Burns would punish any employee who went to the fair (he had an allergy to "growing things"). Meanwhile, Lisa and Bart phoned apparently everyone in town and cried until they agreed to attend the town's seed fair.
Seed fair[edit]
The seed fair was a huge success. Eye on Springfield did a fashion report on the fair, while many other citizens put up their own stands.
Mr. Burns was not happy about the fair and ordered Smithers to fire a death ray (which only affected plants). To Burns' surprise, the "Death Ray" made the Armenian seeds grow super fast, and the whole town was covered in beautiful flowers.
Post-fair[edit]
An invention by Professor Frink detected that the "death rays" fired by Mr. Burns made all the adults infertile. This caused huge celebrations. The fair raised more than enough money to pay off the Simpsons debts. It was assumed that the extra money went to the Enviro-Bears club.
Stands[edit]
- "Knock-Over The Milk Bottels" - A Blinky prize for winners.
- "Pony Rids" - Organised by Snake.
- "Chocolate Dipped Bananas" - Run by Mr. Teeny.
- "summer Squash Squishy" - Sold my Manjula
- Three original members of the "Be Sharps" sang.
- "Kissing Booth" - $2 Cost. Run by Moe (With no success, even with free seeds).
- "Pie and Gossip" - By Helen Lovejoy who loves spreading gossip.
- "Lemonade" - Served by Agnes Skinner.
- "Krazy Kanjun Seed filled Fritters"
- Dunk a Clown" - $5. Aim is to get Krusty in the pool. The Sea Captain was caught cheating by hiding extra balls in his flab "pouch".
- Gazebo acts - Lisa, Bart, Milhouse, and Sherri or Terri sang a song about Springfield.
Attendants[edit]
According to Bart and Lisa everyone in town said they were attending the fair (this is incorrect as Burns and Smithers said they would not be attending from the start). The following people were confirmed to have attended:
- Homer
- Marge
- Lisa
- Bart
- Milhouse
- Ralph
- Krusty
- Sea Captain
- Sideshow Mel
- Stampy
- Handsome Pete
- Moleman
- Sideshow Bob
- Snake
- Professor Frink
- Barney
- Agnes Skinner
- Principal Skinner
- Edna Krabappel
- Apu
- Manjula
- Cletus (described as "Worst Fashion", wore his mother's wedding dress)
- Brandine
- Moe
- Mr. Teeny
- Two 'Eye on Springfield' presenters (One is the daughter of the other)
- Helen Lovejoy
- Comic Book Guy
- Mayor Quimby
- Martha Quimby
- Clancy Wiggum
- Sarah Wiggum
- Otto Mann
- Otto's Look-alike Girlfriend
- Julius Hibbert
- Pyro
- Luann Van Houten
