Clan of the Cave Mom/Quotes
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"Clan of the Cave Mom"
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- Marge: What do you mean I have to take the toys off our lawn? I didn't even know we had a homeowner's association.
- Narrator: In our modern world, true danger is rare. Yet, our Ice Age instincts remain... ever on high alert.
- Marge: Fine. I'll pick up the toys when you take your Christmas decorations down, i.e. never!
- Bart: There is literally nothing to eat here.
- Marge: You know, there are some children in this world who don't have enough...
- Bart: Bored!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, incredible news! You know how my dad got a job at the sports arena? They were changing the floor, and he got trapped between the hockey ice and the basketball court for two days.
- Bart: Why did you sell me out?
- Lisa: Great question. Why'd I do it, Mutilated Malibu Stacy with melted-on dog toy for head?
- Luann Van Houten: My parenting group workshopped the most compassionate way for me to phrase this. Bart, you're a bad friend, and you're beyond hope. Be well.
- Marge: How dare she! After all the times we've let her... I'm just gonna say it... dweeb of a son dweeb it up in our house. Always making me watch him moonwalk, and if I don't clap, he hides in the bathroom. No one uninvites my son to the concert he's not allowed to go to.
- Marge: Bad... mother?!
- Homer: Marge is the greatest mother on Earth. She mothers circles around you freaky, attachment parenting, co-sleeping, co-bathing psychos!
- Nelson Muntz: Milhouse, don't feel bad about the bailing. Just feel happy that for a few days, I pretended to like you for your tickets.
- Lisa: Mom, your primitive brain is running the show right now. One of your "cubs," if you will, has been threatened, but in a 21st-century sort of way. In response, your body has entered a state of arousal called "fight-or-flight."
- Marge: I'm not in a state. These are my calm veins.
- Rayshelle Peyton: We have a motion from a concerned parent to ban all books about "fallen women" from the library. So, motion denied.
- Agnes Skinner: I'm pulling my boy from this school.
- Principal Skinner: It didn't have to go down like this.
- Raphael: Evening, ma'am. What brings you here? Parking, I bet.
- Marge: Homer, the mustache man who has every job says we need the app you used to buy the tickets.
- Homer: Oh, I deleted that app the second I printed them out.
- Marge: Can I download the app?
- Raphael: Well, you'll need his password.
- Homer: Oh, it's in my password wallet. But I deleted that, too.
- Marge: Why do you keep deleting apps?
- Homer: I like the way they jiggle in fear right before you drop the hammer.
- Marge: We're either leaving here in $50 T-shirts or handcuffs.
- Martin Prince: Perhaps a third course of action will present itself?
- Marge: Oh, sweetie, I'm so, so sorry. I've just been feeling the whole range of emotions: anger, rage, fury, even miffed. But I swear, it was all because I never want anything bad to ever happen to you.
- Bart: I can handle bad. I can't handle losing the one good parent I've got.
- Milhouse: Why couldn't you just let me invite Bart?
- Luann: Oh, honey, but think of how jealous and miserable he must be right now. Isn't that satisfying?
- Milhouse: It mostly isn't. I know Bart's a bad influence, but he's the only kid who wants to influence me. He's all I got.
