Lisa Gets an F1/Quotes
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- Homer: Cut me off? I cut you off!
- Lisa: He didn't cut you off, he's just driving!
- Annette: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, as you know, Lisa has been feeling a lack of control, which feeds her generalized anxiety.
- Marge: I know, I know. It's getting worse. Her twitch jumped eyes. She used to be a righty. Where will it jump next?
- Homer: Lenny thinks I drive cool. Everything is always my fault. Well, two can play at that game. I say you're a terrible driver. I'm much faster than you.
- Lisa: I don't want to drive. Just put me back on the pills. No wait, no pills. They make me feel nothing. But my room has never been cleaner. But I never laugh. But there's a calm in that. But the sound of the grass growing is loud!
- Marge: Oh! Doctor, you cured her.
- Annette: We don't like to use the word "cure." But I'm okay with "miracle."
- Lisa: I can't wait to get out there. For me, it's not about winning or losing, it's about control. I used to be this big bundle of worry and anxiety, but on the track, the world is going so fast, yet I am in complete command. The stillness at the center of power. I feel it everywhere.
- Chester Arborday: Lisa is very good at her job of driving around and around. Her unshakable demeanor has everyone asking where did this fearless phenom come from? Is she the scion of a Greek shipping magnate? Or the scion of a Dutch shipping magnate? Just what nationality of magnate is she the scion of? The truth is she's from an obscure racing backwater called—and I hope I'm pronouncing this correctly—America.
- Paolo Paoletti: America is such a wonderfully disgusting country. All the guns and the billhillies, And all of the television shows about Chicago. The fire, the police, the man bear who makes the beef sandwich. Oh, Paolo love. Boof.
- Principal Skinner: Even though these kids are impossibly wealthy, I think they'll fit right in.
- Chester Arborday: They didn't.
- Principal Skinner: How do you know? It hasn't happened yet.
- Chester Arborday: But then it did.
- Paolo Paoletti: What is this?
- Lunchlady Dora: Beanie weenies.
- Paolo Paoletti: Why do you hate my mouth?
- Marge: My girl's first international go-kart race. Did you put on sunblock?
- Lisa: I'm in a fireproof suit.
- Homer: Oh, my god, look how fast she's going.
- Marge: I'm not concerned in the least.
- Homer: And me am concerned in the most.
- Homer: It's-a me, Wario! It's all my fault! Wah!
- Nelson Muntz: Excuse me, signor spaghetti, there's somebody at the door. He's not on the list and he claims to be the principal.
- Principal Skinner: I am the principal.
- Homer: I can't let you go. Racing is too dangerous.
- Lisa: Dad, it's fine.
- Homer: But I had a dream last night that I was Wario and I bombed you off of Rainbow Road into oblivion.
- Lisa: I'm not in danger just because you dreamed A bunch of crazy stuff from Mario Kart.
- Homer: What's Mario Kart?
- Paolo Paoletti: Aw, Bart. You remember that Paolo likes gelato after I told you over and over that I like gelato. You are my fratello from another mamma mia.
- Bart: You're not watching the race?
- Homer: I'm too worried about Lisa. My only daughter...
- Bart: Uh, there's Maggie.
- Lisa: Okay, missing a wheel, no brakes, still in control. Okay, now I'm not in control, but still calm. Wow, I have a great therapist.
- Annette: She's gonna die!
