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Frinkenstein's Monster/Quotes

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Season 35 Episode Quotes
760 "Do the Wrong Thing"
761
"Frinkenstein's Monster"
"Lisa Gets an F1" 762


Lenny Leonard: Hey, Simpson. They got fresh donuts in the break room.
Homer: No time for donuts. I've got to get to work. Work, work, work.
Carl Carlson: Look at that Homer Simpson. He's the best kind of holic: Worka.

Homer: You know, you start with huge dreams, but after 20 years at that plant, all I've got is a big ball of rubber bands.
Moe Szyslak: For 20 years, that ball ain't so big.
Homer: You start out, you think you're gonna have a big ball of rubber bands, then you realize, you even failed at that.

Homer: Wow. I never knew smart people could be unhappy.

Professor Frink: Oh, my, that's a tear. I have empathy, Which means that I am, which means that I am, in fact, human, as I have long hypothesized.

Woman on phone: Homer Simpson? I was wondering if you'd be interested in a job At the new nuclear plant in Shelbyville.
Homer: Me? Are you sure you don't want somebody younger or more Lenny?

Lisa: Well, why can't I give you moral support?
Homer: Because your moral support always comes with conditions. I shouldn't drink so much. I should stay alive so I can see you graduate. Come on. Give up those dreams, kid.

Professor Frink: Look, sir, the deal was I would help you get the job. That's it I didn't even ask for anything. My quid was woefully un-pro quo'd.
Homer: You can't walk out on me now. You know the saying: If you get a man a job, you feed him for a day. If you do a man's job, you feed him for a lifetime.

Waylon Smithers: All right, Simpson, this is the 691st time you've left us for another job.
Homer: Yeah, well, I have a good feeling about this time.
Smithers: So, we finally said what the hell, we have a form for everything else around here, so why not this?

Homer: Hey, you're the lady who thought she was gonna get the job. No hard feelings?
Lori Spivak: Well, certainly, not to your face.
Homer: Hmm, I'm sensing something beneath that remark.
Dr. Spivak: Nothing I'll share with you. Until it's too late.

Dr. Spivak: You alternate between grasping for basic English and incredibly complex answers. You're like an idiot that ate a genius.
Homer: Are you insulting my brains or complimenting my appetite?

Professor Frink: You cannot tell me what to do.
Homer: Yes, I can. As long as you tell me how to say it. Come on, tell me how to say it.

Smithers: Are you coming back to work here "hat-in-hand," "defiant," "begging for mercy..."
Homer: Um, is there a box for "preposterous scheme that blew up in my face"?
Smithers: Of course there is. Did you... Learn a lesson or not?
Homer: I did, but I'll soon forget it.
Smithers: Welcome back, Simpson.
Homer: Don't bug me, I'm on a break.
Season 35 Quotes
Homer's Crossing A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream McMansion & Wife Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Iron Marge It's a Blunderful Life Ae Bonny Romance Murder, She Boat Do the Wrong Thing Frinkenstein's Monster Lisa Gets an F1
Unscheduled
Clan of the Cave Mom Night of the Living Wage Cremains of the Day The Tell-Tale Pants The Tipping Point Bart's Brain The Beautiful Shame