Iron Marge/Quotes
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- Bart: What's happening?
- Marge: There's been an accident!
- Bart: Ooh, let's go gawk!
- Homer: Yeah!
- Helen Lovejoy: Marge, are you using a charger cord as a robe belt?
- Marge: Uh, well, I lost my belt and Bart lost this phone, so...
- Marge: My kids give me homemade gifts, like hand turkeys and macaroni-covered... stuff.
- Mrs. Muntz: Sounds like they're just giving you their art class crap.
- Kirk Van Houten: Aw, you da man.
- Homer: Did you hear that? Kirk said I was da man. I mean, it sounded stupid, the way he said it, but still...
- Brandine Spuckler: My baby could've played with that wire! He ain't born, but he's 'bout to be.
- Bart: Where are we gonna get money? Otto stopped paying for clean urine.
- Ned Flanders: Sorry. I always keep my grass trimmed. You know the old saying-- "the lawn is the mustache of the house."
- Homer: Uh, open my present first. I got to hit the streets. I have citizens to alarm.
- Lisa: Open mine next!
- Marge: Oh. An ironing board cover.
- Lisa: Yeah, 'cause, you know, you iron.
- Marge: I sure do.
- Bart: Open mine. It's in the bullseye bag!
- Marge: Hmm. Such clever wrapping. Ah, it's another ironing board cover.
- Bart: What do you get for the woman who has only one ironing board cover?
- Professor Frink: [over the eavesdropper] Uh-uh-uh. Your name is not "Frink. "You are "frink's monster," you see?
- Frink's Monster: [over the eavesdropper] Frink sad.
- Professor Frink: [over the eavesdropper] No, Frink's Monster is sad! What is wrong with you?!
- Moe Szyslak: [over the eavesdropper] All right, one of youse rats has been eating pool chalk and leaving chalky pellets all over the place. No, no, don't look at each other! Look at me! Hey! Steve!
- Ned: What a party yesterday. I don't usually take my water on the rocks. I was buzzing all night.
- Bart: I don't get it. Why is she so sad?
- Lisa: Bart, she's feeling unseen.
- Bart: What? I always see her. She's in my phone contacts three times—Under "mom," "mommy" and "sandwich."
- Homer: Silver Bullet, your days are numbered!
- Agnes Skinner: Tell me something my doctor hasn't.
- Homer: You smell like old lady.
- Agnes: So do you.
- Homer: I smell like a lot of things.
- Lisa: Mom's birth announcement. Oh, her name is Marjorie, not Margaret.
- Bart: We officially know nothing about her.
- Bart: Don't leave town.
- Vince: But my niece's wedding is tomorrow.
- Bart: I said don't leave town.
- Vince: Fine. [on the phone] Hey, Shirl, it's Vince. I can't make it. I don't know, some kid told me I can't leave town.
- Agnes: I will cut you into tiny pieces like my son's pancakes.
- Homer: I'm going to eat you up and crap you out like my son's pancakes.
- Bart: Stay in town.
- Krista: But my daughter's wedding is... [on the phone] Shirl? Bad news.
- Homer: There's no one to save us. We scared everyone away. Isn't that ironic?
- Agnes: I guess.
- Homer: No, I'm asking. I don't know what ironic means.
- Lisa: We thought he loved you.
- Marge: This is how he shows love. By grooming me and regurgitating on me. I could never have friends over, he was so possessive.
- Bart: We did not make friends on the bus ride home. Petey is kind of racist.
