It's a Blunderful Life/Quotes
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- Homer: This isn't Hawaii. It's never Hawaii. It's just stupid America.
- Marge: Now, kids, I know the forecast says it's triple-mitten weather, but the good news is, it's less than one week till turkey day.
- Lisa: Mom! Can we please not call it "turkey day"? You're celebrating the slaughter of a living thing.
- Bart: Lisa, you always slaughter the mood.
- Mr. Burns: Welcome, nonunion workers. In an older era, they'd call you scabs. Now you're just friends without benefits.
- Lenny Leonard: Somebody should clean these up.
- Carl Carlson: I nominate King Kamehameha.
- Homer: I'm starting to think this king thing is just a trick to get me to do all the work.
- Carl: No, no. It's a very great honor, your gullibility.
- Mr. Burns: Now to call Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk and reclaim my title of the world's most self-serving billionaire.
- Power Plant notification: Plant meltdown imminent. Please take this time to get right with your god. Now please put your name tag inside your mouth for the easy identification of your skull.
- Marge: Watch it. I have pepper spray.
- Homer: Mmm... Pepper spray.
- Lisa: Bart, do you know how many furious mobs the average family has to contend with?
- Bart: Hmm, six?
- Lisa: Zero. Zero!
- Mayor Quimby: To take your minds off your troubles, I propose some kind of games. Either "hunger" or "squid." With that in mind, tomorrow we will begin with everyone attempting to kill Milhouse.
- Milhouse Van Houten: I finally got picked first. Boo-yeah!
- Bart: Dad, I'm really sad. What do I do?
- Homer: I don't know. Go outside. Build a snowman.
- Bart: I can't bring another life into this awful world.
- Grampa: [to Lisa] Go back to sleep, sweetie. Tomorrow's Sunday. You don't have to start your chores till 4:00 a.m.
- Grampa: But if you're an innocent idiot, instead of a guilty nitwit, how do we prove it?
- Lisa: By finding the person who was behind it. And there's only one man who it could be. The town villain.
- Bart: Luigi!
- Lisa: No! Burns!
- Mayor Quimby: Montgomery Burns, we will give you the stiffest punishment any billionaire ever gets. A fine you can easily pay.
