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Season 35 Episode Quotes
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"Night of the Living Wage"
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Veterinarian: Well, it was peck-and-go for a minute there, but Gwyneth Poultry is gonna be all right. Here's your astronomical bill.

Homer: $16,000?! For a chicken? I just ate a whole bucket of them for 20 bucks.

Homer: Prosthetic beak? Cluck-lear implant? Bawk therapy? We don't have the money for this.

Marge: In order to save this family, I'm gonna have to do something I've never done before, get a job.
Bart: Oh, you've had tons of jobs: cop, realtor, gym owner, erotic baker, weed sommelier.
Marge: Those were for my own growth. This time, it's not personal.

Marge: They're only hiring for evening shifts.
Homer: Evenings? That's when you and the food make dinner happen. I don't know how to make pork chops. Where do you kill the pigs? In the sink?

Marge: Mr. Largo? But you already have a job.
Dewey Largo: I teach music in a public school, Marge. Do the math. I sure didn't.

Finn Bon Idée: Together, me and you, and your shift manager...
Computerized voice: Jill Junderson.
Finn Bon Idée: ...are gonna revolutionize food delivery and feed all our friends here in...
Computerized voice: Spring-feld.

Marge: Cheeses. I need cheeses.
Old Jewish man: Cheesus, Allah, Buddha, Hashem. We need 'em all, Chef.

Mr. Largo: Hot stuff coming through, Chef.
Julio Franco: For the last time, you're not my type, Chef.

Mrs. Muntz: Please don't press charges. My parole officer's trying to three-strike me instead of breaking up with me like a man.

Lisa: Guys, we've been ordering delivery for two months. I'm getting an ulcer from all the lying. Or all the chile rellenos.

Marge: Gil, did you have a chance to ask payroll about our overtime?
Gil Gunderson: You know, Marge, I did. Funny story. Turns out, since you work past midnight, those hours count as a new day, so you won't be getting overtime.
Marge: That story's not funny at all.

Fiscal Cliff: GimmeChow? More like "holy cow" 'cause their stock just went through the roof. Ever since the pivot to ghost kitchens, this app is on fire.

Lisa: Mom, is everything okay?
Marge: I'm fine, honey. Just watching the man who's been cheating me out of my overtime pay.It kind of shakes my faith in billionaires.

Kirk Van Houten: Union? I don't know, Marge. The podcaster who tells me how to be a free-thinker says unions are for communists.

Marge: Worst of all, my family lied to me.
Gil: [over ankle monitor] No, worst of all is you're fired with cause! [laughs maniacally]

Bart: And Mom's eating all the empanadas with the wrong sauces. Not the verde, use the roja. Roja!

Carl Carlson: You could've fried every electronic device in Springfield.
Homer: Mmm, fried electronic device. Aw, that one didn't even make sense. I'm losing it.

Fiscal Cliff: I'm gonna be as impartial as possible here. Why are you starving America with your psychotic demands?

Finn Bon Idée: Great work, Homer. Really, I could not have busted up this union without you. And stabbing your wife in the back? [chuckles] Nice.
Homer: Gee, when you say it like that, it sounds like I stabbed my wife in the back.

Marge: Homer, only you could make a mess this big.
Homer: I did it for you, honey. All the food in the world means nothing to me if you're not there to keep me from choking on it.
Season 35 Quotes
Homer's Crossing A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream McMansion & Wife Thirst Trap: A Corporate Love Story Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Iron Marge It's a Blunderful Life Ae Bonny Romance Murder, She Boat Do the Wrong Thing Frinkenstein's Monster Lisa Gets an F1 Clan of the Cave Mom Night of the Living Wage Cremains of the Day The Tell-Tale Pants
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