User:AleWi/Math in The Simpsons

Homer has said to Bart as 99 times 13 equals Merry Christmas!

Bart reads a mathematics word problem out loud, and daydreams about it. Bart trade a weight of a bowling ball on the eighth moon of Jupiter for his lunch and for the weight of a feather on the second moon of Neptune from his lunch. He also trade 1000 picoliters of his milk for 4 gills of his. He also had problem to solve y = r^3/3.

Math was seeing on a blackboard in a lab where Homer was.

Martin found once out at the potential for mischief varies inversely with one's proximity to the authority figure, whic is M \propto 1/P.

Lisa was studying for a math fair. Ned said to Homer at he is fraid so infinity plus one to bet at a miniature golf. Lisa helped Bart with geometry when he learned to play miniature golf.

Marge has said at she not deserve to earn just as much as a man if she have to do heavy lifting or math.

Edna Krabappel erases a long division from the chalkboard. When Lisa told Dr. Hibbert at arithmetic is her favorite subject her answer her at before she know it, she will be back among her polygons, your hypotenuse and your Euclidean algorithms. Lisa has assignments on functions as a homework.

Professor Lombardo learned Marge to use geometric shapes to painting.

When Principal Skinner fills in briefly for Ms. Hoover was the class studing subtraction.

Bart, Milhouse and Martin determined how to share Radioactive Man #1 by using the numer 0-9.

Lisa learned Maggie what a dodecahedron is.

When Homer asked Floyd was 5 times 9 is he answer him 45.

When Santa's Little Helper spits out Bart's chewed-up homework – it reads 9x9=100.

Homer stold his stock in Springfield Power Plant to early which gave him only 25 cents instead of 5200 dollar.

Homer has attends a Million$ for Nothing seminar which was not a pyramid schemes it was a trapezoid.

In Bart’s classroom was a long division on the board. The girls in the school was singing one plus one plus three is five.

Smooth Jimmy Apollo has right 52% of the time, and wrong 48% of the time.

Homer planed to do three thousand home run under a bat by couniting they play thirty games and ten at-bats a game. The hypnotized asked the softball player to giver 110% and the player answer him at that's impossible for No one can give more than one hundred percent by definition, that is the most anyone can give.

When Homer read US of A Today he saw an article which said at SAT scores are declining at a slower rate.

The state lottery has the odds one in 380,000,000 odds of winning. The one big winner in the lottery is the state school system. Principal Skinner wanted with money buy math books that don't have that base six crap in them.

A movie theaters is named Springfield Googolplex Theatres.

Kent Brockman said in Smartline at thirty-four million Americans are obese, and taken together, that excess blubber could fill the Grand Canyon two-fifths of the way up. Bart said to Milhouse at he cry when he doing long division. Martin's sheets have math on them.

Under a physical exam at the nuclear power plant had Homer 104% body fat. When Herb tried to understand Maggie he said at the amplitude of the sine wave is insufficient for Burp Me. and this sawtooth formation is something.

Bart gave back to Edna his math book before the summer. Bart has said at Krusty's calculator didn't have a seven or an eight,

Homer and Edna is doing arithmetic.

When Homer think what are the odds of getting sick on a Saturday he reaches it's thousand to one.

When Homer asking Lisa what he learned in school she answer at she learned how many drams in a pennyweight. When Marge was home-schools Bart he appears puzzled by the multiplication problem 4x4 on the board.

Apu has said at he can recite pi to 40,000 places. The last digit is one.

Barney the Dinosaur has reperating singning at two plus two is four.

The Advanced Calculus book falls out of Bart’s locker onces. Some Quadratic formula and other various mathematics is on the board.

After Homer putting on Henry Kissinger's glasses he said at the sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. A man then tell him that’s a right triangle.

In Smartline asking Kent Brockman to Homer how he respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking 900%. Homer defend him by saying at people can come up with statistics to prove anything and fourfty percent of all people know that.

When Lisa told Homer at India is over 10,000 miles away she adding at that's over 16,000 kilometers.

In a space launcher was a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician, and a statistician onboard.

When Homer wanted more then the four dollars from Milhouse's parents he tell Kirk at their bill comes to a total of seven hundred dollars and because they already paid me four dollars, so that's just six hundred and ninety-six dollars more that they are owe me.

Professor Frink has said at elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving. They asking him how much time they had then. He answer them at according his calculations, the robots won't go berserk for at least 24 hours.

Rev. Lovejoy has asking Bart was six times five is.

A Weatherman has said at he calls for a 75 percent chance of hilarity for the Springfield Laff 'n' Brew.

When Bart had did a weather balloon picturing Seymour Skinner he tell the students at whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn fractions.

When Lisa said at people will start to avoid Springfield asking Homer what he can do for he is just one man. Marge wanted switching to the metric system. Grampa didn't like it for the metric system is the tool of the devil! His car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that’s the way he likes it. When Homer starting to thinking a cut-away view of Homer’s brain is showing with chimps in caps and gowns study calculus at a blackboard.

In "Pepsi Presents Addition And Subtraction" asking Troy McClure and if you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you. A redhead in the Chicago school system answer its Pepsi. Troy answer then at it's partial credit.

Lisa had a math book when she starting to eath lunch. A teacher carries a picket sign reading, "2+2/A Raise Is Due". [[Professor Frink] was a substitute teacher for the preschoolers, demonstrates a popcorn lawnmower toy. He demonstrate it by saying at the compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation.

Edna traied to learn the class roman numerals. When Bart was in Shelbyville he was asking what 2+2 is. He answer it's 5. Bart was later trying to count roman numerals and made it by taking help from Rocky.

After Mr. Burns used a 1000 gram anvil he said he can’t make hide nor hair of these metric boobytraps.

Appearances

• Episode – "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
• Episode – "Bart the Genius"
• Episode – "Call of the Simpsons"
• Episode – "Bart Gets an "F""
• Episode – "Dead Putting Society"
• Episode – "The Way We Was"
• Episode – "Bart's Dog Gets an "F""
• Episode – "Brush with Greatness"
• Episode – "Lisa's Substitute"
• Episode – "Blood Feud"
• Episode – "Stark Raving Dad"
• Episode – "Bart the Murderer"
• Episode – "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
• Episode – "I Married Marge"
• Episode – "Radio Bart"
• Episode – "Homer at the Bat"
• Episode – "Homer Defined"
• Episode – "Dog of Death"
• Episode – "Colonel Homer"
• Episode – "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
• Episode – "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
• Episode – "Kamp Krusty"
• Episode – "Marge Gets a Job"
• Episode – "Selma's Choice"
• Episode – "Whacking Day"
• Episode – "Marge in Chains"
• Episode – "Rosebud"
• Episode – "The Last Temptation of Homer"
• Episode – "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
• Episode – "Homer the Vigilante"
• Episode – "Homer and Apu"
• Episode – "Deep Space Homer"
• Episode – "Bart Gets an Elephant"
• Episode – "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
• Episode – "Bart's Girlfriend"
• Episode – "Lisa on Ice"
• Episode – "Bart's Comet"
• Episode – "A Star Is Burns"
• Episode – "Lisa's Wedding"
• Episode – "The PTA Disbands"
• Episode – "Lemon of Troy"
• Episode – "Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)"