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| ===Big Jamshed=== | | ===Big Jamshed=== |
− | ==Gameplay== | + | ====Big Jamshed Pt. 1==== |
− | ===Mars Won===
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− | ====Mars Won Pt. 1====
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| {{Table| | | {{Table| |
− | {{THT|After reaching Level 20 and unlocking Town Hall and Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After the user logs in on January 13th:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Science. What is it? And why is it out to kill us? We have Professor Frink with the frightening details.}}
| + | {{TB|My son little Jamshed is coming back to Springfield. He's been, as they say, stuck in limbo!}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yes Kent, an asteroid appears to be on track to hit Springfield in approximately 42,000 years.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|However there is nothing to worry about. By my calculations, human life will have been extinct for 41,999 years by then.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So, would you say this is the doing of our Martian Insect Overlords?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, it's extremely unlikely any intelligent alien life originated on Mars.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|There you have it folks! Aliens have conquered Mars, and are now attacking Earth with asteroids.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Not on my watch! Quick, someone build a rocket launch pad and hang a ‘Mission Accomplished' banner on it.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Build Rocket Launch Pad|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|The launch pad is built, but will our town be saved? But first, this just in... my mouth: a bite of Springfield's first pizza baked exclusively by cats!}} | |
− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ====Mars Won Pt. 2====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If a slew of similar sci-fi movies has taught us anything, it's that the best way to deal with asteroids is atomic bombs!}}
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− | {{TB|Atomic bombs, eh? I'd be glad to sell you one from my stockpile... in exchange for not being arrested for having a stockpile of atomic bombs.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Do you have a problem if the bomb is purchased with funds earmarked for orphans?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I prefer it!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Umm, Mr. Burns. I'm afraid I lost the key to the atomic bomb storage slash seasonal firework emporium, but I'm sure it's around here somewhere.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Look for Keys (6s, Homes)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You know, NARA is now accepting astronaut auditions if any of you gentlemen are interested.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I used to be an astronaut, but I gave it up to pursue my dream job -- being a drunk.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If you want to become an astronaut again, I could help. I am a trained member of the National Astronomics and Radiation Association or NARA. I could be your sports professor.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Do you mean coach?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yes! That's what it's called. How about one last drink before training to celebrate?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Sure! Moe, I'd like a keg to stay please.}}
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− | {{TBT|System Message}}
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− | {{TB|Check out the store for Astronaut Barney and other space themed decorations.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ====Mars Won Pt. 3====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What brave soul is going to detonate the bomb by riding on it like a cowboy?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You do realize that you don't need to ride a bomb like a cowboy to make it go off, don't you?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well NOW I do.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|All we really need is an unmanned missile to hit the asteroid and destroy it.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'll build it! I have been looking for a new hobby.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Really? Because you said you were all booked up when I asked you to join my “Can you build a robot that feels?” team.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|We got eighth place. The robot took it really hard.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Build an Atomic Missile (6s, Rocket Launch Pad)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Some sort of rod shaped object was blown into space.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|My spectral analysis of the object reveals that the rod was both carbon and inanimate!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Not the Inanimate Carbon Rod! He's a hero!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I was named after him.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Todd Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I learned about how he and Jesus walked on the moon in science class.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I was able to connect to the Hoyvin Glaven satellite and saw the rod peacefully convince the asteroid to move out of the way of Springfield.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If I was twenty years younger and it was legal to marry inanimate objects, I'd marry that rod.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|How's a Moe like this supposed to compete with a rod like that? Might as well give up and let myself go.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Annnnd… done.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|In honor of the rod, I proudly announce that without any proper procedure or legislative oversight, Springfield will start a space program led by Professor Frink!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'll be following the NARA certification process to a ‘T', which is NARA's third most regulated letter.}}
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− | {{TBT|System Message}}
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− | {{TB|Get official NARA approval for your space program by earning NARA certification stars.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===Cheap Space Homer===
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− | ====Cheap Space Homer Pt. 1====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After completing Mars Won Pt. 3:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|With our new space program, think of all the hot alien women we can grope inappropriately.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Er, I mean all the fascinating scientific discoveries we can grope inappropriately.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|While the universe is very large, Mayor Quimby, we have yet to discover alien life.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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− | {{TB|There's the Sky Finger. Our intelli-didily-gent designer.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mayor Quimby, out of respect to science, can we please stop holding meetings with random people in the room?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Sorry but I welcome all constituents who want to observe our government's dignity and professionalism in action. Now let's cut some space checks!}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Quimby Work Out Payments (3h, Rocket Launch Pad, Shuttle Hangar, Space Training Center or Town Hall)<br/>'''Task''': Earn NARA Certification Stars [x2]|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|At the very least, this space program might help kids see that learning is fun!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I hope so. Then again, I said the same about my Henry David Tho-robot.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Didn't that robot go crazy and try to stab someone?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No! It was PROGRAMMED to go crazy and try to stab someone. Big difference.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ====Cheap Space Homer Pt. 2====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|This space program needs an astronaut! Someone both capable of earning NARA certification stars and relatable to the common man.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Look. I know you're hinting at me coming out of astronaut retirement but I gave all that up when I learned I could get astronaut ice cream on Earth.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You were an astronaut?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You don't remember? I trained, went into space, survived an emergency landing? I also held up the Inanimate Carbon Rod at the parade.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You were the Inanimate Carbon Rod holder? Why didn't you say so?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No one remembers? That does it -- I'm entering the NARA certification program.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Great! All you need to do is sign your name.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Too much work. I quit.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Train as an Astronaut (3h, Space Training Center)<br/>'''Task''': Earn NARA Certification Stars [x10]<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ====Narobics====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Sometimes I just don't get the point of having a space program.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I mean sure, it brought us Tang. But then I tried it and regular orange juice is better.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hey, they started a new exercise program at the astronaut training facility! It's called Narobics.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's supposed to get you down to your weight on Mars!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ooh, thank you space program!}}
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− | {{TBT|System Message}}
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− | {{TB|Marge, Luann, and Miss Hoover can Do Narobics to earn additional NARA stars.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Do Narobics (3h, Rocket Launch Plad, Shuttle Hangar or Space Training Center)<br/>If the user has Miss Hoover: '''Task''': Make Miss Hoover Do Narobics (3h, Rocket Launch Plad, Shuttle Hangar or Space Training Center)<br/>If the user has Luann: '''Task''': Make Luann Do Narobics (3h, Rocket Launch Plad, Shuttle Hangar or Space Training Center)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ====Cheap Space Homer Pt. 3====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|How come we have to do all this work to get launched into space when rocks get catapulted right away.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Psst. Homer. I think I might have an easier way to earn your NARA stars.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If it's steroids, I'm not interested. My testicles are finally at a size I like.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|There's another way. Why earn stars when you can make stars?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So… you're a wizard?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Give me money and I'll give you fake NARA stars. I don't know how to break it down more than that.}}
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− | {{TBT|System Message}}
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− | {{TB|Collect counterfeit stars at the Space Training Center every 3 hours.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Tap the Space Training Center<br/>'''Task''': Earn NARA Certification Stars [x30]|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Homer, I'm worried that all this training to become an astronaut is too much for you.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Plus you seem to be going through our aluminum foil budget a lot quicker than I planned for.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Don't worry Marge, we're almost finished! All we need is to somehow get our hands on a space shuttle.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|There isn't even a space shuttle?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mayor Quimby bought a hangar without realizing the shuttle inside isn't included. First rule of space: always read the fine print. Second rule of space: don’t try to breathe.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ====Cheap Space Homer Pt. 4====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I could build us a state of the art space shuttle in no time. At least next to no time if you rushed it with few donuts.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Great! How much is that gonna cost -- two yoga mats and a sprig of mistletoe?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|50 billion dollars. But it's worth every penny... right down to its novelty smashed penny machine.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|How about instead I buy this vintage USSR shuttle from 1963?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It doesn't have NARA certification, but it does have Kremlin's Seal of Not Having Killed Too Many Dogs.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I just need to take out a totally legit business loan.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Aw yes! I am here from a legitimate business to provide a legitimate business loan.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Just don't get behind on payments or I'll legitimately break your legs. Capisce?}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Associates Collect Payments [x3] (3h, Rocket Launch Plad or Shuttle Hangar)<br/>'''Task''': Earn NARA Certification Stars [x45]|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TBT|System Message}}
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− | {{TB|You've unlocked Deep Space Homer's "Gather Insect Specimens" animated job!}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ====The Space Bar====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Come on guys, let's check out the space ships!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hey, you kids can't go in there! You need a badge or license or for me not to see you.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But we're setting up a club. It's called the Space Bar!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Database Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's a space-themed Internet cafe where we study the--}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's cool. You had me at space or bar.}}
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− | {{TBT|System Message}}
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− | {{TB|Milhouse, Martin, and Database can Hang Out at the Hangar to earn additional NARA stars.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Martin Hang Out at the Hangar (3h, Shuttle Hangar)<br/>'''Task''': Make Milhouse Hang Out at the Hangar (3h, Shuttle Hangar)<br/>If the user has Database: '''Task''': Make Database Hang Out at the Hangar (3h, Shuttle Hangar)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ====Cheap Space Homer Pt. 5====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Dad, I thought Mom talked you out of this! Do you know how dangerous it is to fly a spaceship?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Of course I do, honey. Daddy was an astronaut, remember?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No one in the town does, remember?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But if you're going to do this, at least let me teach you the basic science skills you need to survive.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I keep hearing that from coworkers at the nuclear plant. I don't need to come home and hear it from my family, too!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I suppose I could practice collecting ant samples like I will on Mars. Although I hear ants on Mars are ten feet tall and wear top hats.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Alright, lesson one: learning to tell the difference between science and fever dreams.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Gather Insect Specimens (8h)<br/>'''Task''': Earn NARA Certification Stars [x50]|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Woohoo! I always knew I had it in me.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If by “it” you mean disturbingly soft bones and a heart composed of 40% soft cheeses, then yes.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I can't help but feel I'll be to blame if things go horribly-}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Right? You were going to say if things go horribly right?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Just remember, when you die -- I mean if -- no I definitely mean when -- you'll die a hero!}}
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− | {{TBT|System Message}}
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− | {{TB|You've unlocked Deep Space Homer's "Walk Like a Hero" animated job!}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ====Cheap Space Homer Pt. 6====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Weather clear, potato chips opened, bladder empty, neck pillow fluffed, talking aloud commenced.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oops, almost forgot – tray table up!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Now to just hit the launch button… Where's the launch button?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hold up just a moment there! A shuttle lacks the necessary propulsion to take it into orbit without rockets!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Plus it should be on the launch pad.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Don't use your high brow science speak to confuse me Frink! I know what I'm doing... at least as far as space-toilets go.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Don't worry about what he says Homer, we'll help you put it all together. How hard can it be?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's not like it's rocket science or anything.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Simpsons Put Rocket Ship Together [x4] (3h, Rocket Launch Pad)<br/>'''Characters''': Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Grampa<br/>'''Task''': Earn NARA Certification Stars [x100]|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Voila! I formulated the rocket fuel in the basement with a D.I.Y. video on Viewtube!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Plus learned some interesting life hacks and read some very hateful comments.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Lisa, I could not do this without your brilliant mind, nor your mother's equally brilliant rice crispy treats.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hey! I deserve some of the credit. I'm the one who snuck in the plutonium for an extra big bang.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|By Glaven's ghost! Plutonium? That could destroy us all! Although I suppose it all won't matter soon...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What do you mean?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh, it's still research in progress. But I'll share my findings with you at the Springfield Observatory's slam poetry event and intellectual salon.}}
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− | {{TBT|System Message}}
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− | {{TB|Gather Lisa and other intellectual elite at the Springfield Observatory for more information on the hypothetical end of times and to hear some slam poetry.}}
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− | {{TBT|System Message}}
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− | {{TB|Your Rocket Launch Pad has been upgraded!}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ====Cheap Space Homer Pt. 7====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Good news, Homer! The Inanimate Carbon Rod re-entered the atmosphere and has been recovered!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So you're off the hook. The rod can take over the mission and you can go back to being... what were you before? A bum?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mark my words. No rod – inanimate carbon, Serling or Stewart – will steal my thunder. I trained for this mission, and I will carry it out!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Now is the rocket ship automatic or stick? Because I can't drive a stick.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm starting to regret not paying more attention during the training process.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Launch the Space Ship (6s, Rocket Launch Pad)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ====Cheap Space Homer Pt. 8====
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− | {{THT|After completing Cheap Space Homer Pt. 7:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Sorry, I didn't realize the parking brake was still on. And that Houston was not our destination.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Homer, you might be the worst astronaut in world history.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Even worse than the chimpanzees?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Even worse than that Collins guy!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The least you could do is put out the fires you caused! Some of us sober astronauts are serious about getting into space!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Fine. I'll put out the literal fires but I refuse to try to fix any of the emotional ones.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Homer Put Out Rocket Fuel Fires (2h, Rocket Launch Pad)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Homer, you really saved the day!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Saved the day? He crushed our dreams, ruined our space program, and called me a nerd on several occasions!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But Homer's incompetence gave the Inanimate Carbon Rod the opportunity to pry open the water valve and douse those fires.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That rod deserves another ticker tape parade! And I deserve another bribe from the ticker tape lobby.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===Space Trek===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hey, this update isn't over. We have to try again.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The controls are a little burned, but I think I can handle it.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|By my calculations, an unmanned flight will yield a higher success rate than having that man at the helm.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So it's settled, tap the switch on the spaceship to launch when ready.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make the Rocket Blast Off|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Why is there so much weird stuff floating around in outer space?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's from our civilization!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Deep Space Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ooh! So these are priceless alien relics?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No, useless alien trash.}}
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− | {{TBT|System Message}}
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− | {{TB|When the Rocket is ready, tap it to launch again. There is a 1 in 4 chance for success.}}
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− | {{TBT|System Message}}
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− | {{TB|Maybe you'll get something better than garbage!}}
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− | {{TBT|Fail System Message}}
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− | {{TB|Your spaceship has crashed. Wait for the fires to die off, and try again in 12 hours.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br/>If launch succeed: Reward: {{Cash|200}}, {{XP|20}} + Random Reward: 4 random debris or Kang Topiary or Hail Ants Sign or Mini Nuclear Warhead<br/>If launch fails: Reward: {{Cash|200}}, {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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− | ===Easter Eggs===
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− | ====Easter Egg 1====
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Lisa Gather Space Food (6h, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If Springfield is ever going into space, they'll need some hydratable omninutrional amalgamate to eat!}}
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| {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} |
− | {{TB|How much candy is in that, sweetie?}} | + | {{TB|I'm not too good at limbo. Those sticks are racist against fat guys.}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}} |
− | {{TB|None! It's dried soy mixed with green beets and synthetic B vitamins.}} | + | {{TB|Not that limbo! I am talking about the state of transitional oblivion!}} |
| + | {{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}} |
| + | {{TB|In other words, college.}} |
| + | {{THT|If Sanjay is owned: '''Task''': Make Sanjay Prepare a Room for Jamshed (4h, Brown House)<br/>If Sanjay is not owned: '''Task''': Make Apu Prepare a Room for Jamshed (4h, Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
| {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Maybe I'll pack my own space lunch.}} | + | {{TB|Word on the street's that your son is taking over your spot at the Kwik-E-Mart.}} |
− | }}
| + | {{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}} |
− | ====Easter Egg 2====
| + | {{TB|It's true. I have de-cockroached my last Squishee machine. I want to do something different with my life.}} |
− | {{Table|
| + | {{Tapped Out Cool Homer Icon}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Marge Gather Space Food (6h, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
| + | {{TB|Ah, the old midlife crisis. Too bad you're not young, rad, hip, ballin' and buzzfeedin' like me, Daddy-o.}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Sanjay Icon}} |
− | {{TB|I found that ultra-high proof space alcohol, just like you asked, Professor Frink.}} | + | {{TB|Mr. Simpson, you're a walking monument of a midlife crisis.}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | {{Tapped Out Cool Homer Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Space martinis! I knew there was a reason I put olives in my pockets. Frink, you've thought of everything.}}
| + | {{TB|Shows what you know. Dr. Hibbert said according to my cholesterol count my midlife happened when I was 20.}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}} | + | {{THT|[[File:Jay Unlock.png|300px]]|colspan=2}} |
− | {{TB|That alcohol is to replace the engine coolant, not to drink!}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What happened to the original engine coolant?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You drank it.}}
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− | }}
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− | ====Easter Egg 3====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Bart Gather Space Food (6h, Simpson House)|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | |
− | {{TB|You know, it's a lot easier to just buy regular food and write “Space” on the front of it.}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | |
− | {{TB|Eggs – too fragile for space. But write space on top and they're good to go.}} | |
− | }}
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− | ====All Easter Eggs Collected====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After collecting all Easter Eggs:|colspan=2}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mm, that space food was awful tasty. Is there any left?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Homer! That dehydrated food was enough to supply a space mission for 62 months!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Whatever you do, don't drink any water. It will rehydrate the food causing your insides to explode.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Never drink water again – check.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Now for some freeze-dried dessert.}}
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| {{TBT|System Message}} | | {{TBT|System Message}} |
− | {{TB|You've received 5 donuts!}} | + | {{TB|Check the store for limited time clothing and other monuments... the non-metaphorical type!}} |
− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Donut|5}}|colspan=2}}
| + | {{THT|[[File:MAAS Check Message.png|300px]]<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
− | }}
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− | ==Premium Gameplay==
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− | ===Nightfall?===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After completing Cheap Space Homer Pt. 6 and tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Springfield Observatory is the perfect venue for our greatest intellectual minds to meet. And we have an urgent matter to discuss!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Lisa is our astronomer, Skinner is our behaviour scientist, and Comic Book Guy our local cynic.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Plus head of t-shirt designs. By the way, the t-shirts are canceled this year. They don’t carry size XXXXXXXXXXXXL.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Without t-shirts how will people know we’re a part of this secret organization?}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Intellectuals Meet at Springfield Observatory [x3] (5h, Springfield Observatory)<br/>'''Characters''': Lisa, Comic Book Guy, Skinner<br/>If the user has Professor Frink: '''Task''': Make Frink Host Observatory Event (5h, Springfield Observatory)|colspan=2}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|As you know, in this universe, we have daylight twenty-four seven. I recently have become concerned if the sun is ever blocked out.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Absolute chaos. None of the bikes are equipped with reflective lights.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Think larger! A frenzied riot of Asimovian proportions! Orgies everywhere! But it'll be too dark to watch them!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Glaven Jehosefat! Now for the most important question: Is there an eclipse on the horizon?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I've got a better question: what sort of genius built an observatory in a town where the sun is always shining?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Shhh. You never know if the Sky Finger is listening.}}
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− | {{TBT|System Message}}
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− | {{TB|New permanent jobs at the Springfield Observatory available for Skinner and Frink.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ===Space Shuttle Simulator placed===
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After buying the Space Shuttle Simulator:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Excellent! Now we can earn some additional NARA stars through simulating the test of Hovinyashi NARU.}}
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− | }}
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− | ===Astro-Not===
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− | ====Astro-Not Pt. 1====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Thanks to my astronaut training, I'm sober again! I've got control over my life for once – what do you want to do?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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− | {{TB|We were going to go to the bar, but we could spice it up a bit. Maybe a beer garden or a brewery tour...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Think bigger! The world is your oyster!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oysters, eh? That gives me an idea – let's go to the bar!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Grrrr! I'll stop in, but I'll be having a soft drink!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|A soda? Hold on, I think I've got one in the back. I was using it as an ashtray.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Astronaut Barney Stop in for a Soda (12h, Moe's Tavern)<br/>'''Task''': Make Moe Serve Drinks (10h, Moe's Tavern)<br/>'''Task''': Make Barflies Drink at Moe's [x3] (8h, Moe's Tavern)<br/>'''Characters''': Homer, Skinner, Lenny, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Mindy, Sanjay, Declan Desmond<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ====Astro-Not Pt. 2====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Sobriety has given me a new lease on life!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I've got a new lease too! Although I think mine's on my car.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I became an astronaut – doesn't that inspire any of you to follow your dreams?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
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− | {{TB|In my dreams I'm being chased by a giant singing grasshopper with my father's face – why would I want to follow that?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Don't you want more from life than just sitting in this bar?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What if aliens were looking down on us right now? Aren't you embarrassed by being drunk?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Aliens love drunk people! They're the only ones they ever abduct.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Astronaut Barney Lecture the Barflies about Sober Life (1h, Moe's Tavern)<br/>'''Task''': Make Barflies Drink at Moe's [x3] (8h, Moe's Tavern)<br/>'''Characters''': Homer, Skinner, Lenny, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Mindy, Sanjay, Declan Desmond<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ====Astro-Not Pt. 3====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|By not spending all my money on beer, I can afford to go back to school. After all, I'm only two credits shy of my PhD.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Then I could get a job asking people if they know of any jobs for PhDs.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Why give your money to those fancy college types?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What about your good friend Moe? What is he going to do without his best customer?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You guys aren't being very supportive.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|After I was so supportive of your watercolors, Moe. And your decorative gourd collection, Carl.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Since I can't drink my feelings anymore, I guess I'll have to eat them.}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Astronaut Barney Eat Astronaut Ice Cream (8h, Moe's Tavern)<br/>On job start:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Maybe we should be more supportive of Barney. Tell him he's doing grood. Is it grood? Goop? I don't know; I've never heard it said to me.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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− | {{TB|All my memories with Barney are... not there, because we were drunk. I don't think I can start making sober ones.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Let's give it a try. We owe it to Barney after leaving him for dead on so many occasions.}}
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− | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ====Astro-Not Pt. 4====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{THT|After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Tra-la-la! Lalalala! Lalala!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Barney, are you drunk? What happened?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Just been eatin' *hic* ice cream all day!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What is this... rum raisin?!? Oh no!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's okay. I don't think there's any alcohol in raisins.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Drinks on *hic* me!!!}}
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− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Astronaut Barney Blast Off (4h)<br/>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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| }} | | }} |
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| ====Big Jamshed Pt. 2==== | | ====Big Jamshed Pt. 2==== |
| {{Table| | | {{Table| |