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The Day the Earth Stood Cool/Quotes

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Season 24 Episode Quotes
514 "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
515
"The Day the Earth Stood Cool"
"To Cur, with Love" 516


Terrence: Sorry, gents, we're fresh out. I only make one batch a day. When they're gone, I'm done.
Homer: Oh, no more donuts?!
Clancy Wiggum: Make more or I shoot! I'm not bluffing. Come on. What have I become? It's not a good feeling when you're saying, "what have I become?" more than once a day.

Marge: Maggie's a little hungry.
Emily: Oh, you can go ahead and feed her. Corduroy could probably use a snack.
Marge: Hmm, that's not applesauce.
Emily: Oh, uh, you don't have to be uncomfortable around another nursing mom. Breast-feeding's just a healthy thing we all do.
Marge: It sure is! There's nothing more natural than... that. It's just that Maggie's already milked me today.

Emily: I'm sorry we judged you, Marge. Your formula saved us all.
Marge: I guess I do feel a little bad about not breastfeeding my kids. Except Lisa. I breastfeed Lisa for nine months.

Marge: Maybe we shouldn't rush things with the new neighbors. You know, we might not all be a perfect match.
Homer: I have a plan to deal with that. Step one: Change everything about ourselves until we are super-cool. The end.
Marge: But I always thought you were cool.
Homer: Honey, I'm not cool. I was never cool. I didn't go to college. Every CD I have, I bought at a car wash. Black-and-white films make me angry. I can't pronounce "artisanal." I only know David Cross from the Chipmunks movie. Not only do I like Van Halen, but I think they keep getting better.
Marge: Oh...
Homer: But if me and my kids do the same stuff as Terrence and his kids, I could be a cool dad.
Marge: Well, sweetie, if it's that important to you, I guess we can try.
Homer: Thanks, baby. Here, have a bracelet made of a '70s educational film strip.
Marge: Ooh, hygiene!

Marge: Are you wearing a wallet chain? You look like a barista!
Homer: Well, you won't be laughing when you see how many pickpockets this thing catches.
Season 24 Quotes
Moonshine River Treehouse of Horror XXIII Adventures in Baby-Getting Gone Abie Gone Penny-Wiseguys A Tree Grows in Springfield The Day the Earth Stood Cool To Cur, with Love Homer Goes to Prep School A Test Before Trying The Changing of the Guardian Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing Hardly Kirk-ing Gorgeous Grampa Black-Eyed, Please Dark Knight Court What Animated Women Want Pulpit Friction Whiskey Business The Fabulous Faker Boy The Saga of Carl Dangers on a Train