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| − | + | ''[Bart practices his new drum set all over town and accidentally crashes into the band White Stripes.]'' | |
| − | '''Jack White''': Hey, kid, why don't you watch where you're drumming | + | '''{{ch|Jack White}}''': "Hey, kid, why don't you watch where you're drumming!" |
| − | '''Bart''': Sorry, White Stripes. No hard feelings? | + | '''[[Bart]]''': "Sorry, White Stripes. No hard feelings?" |
| − | + | ''[Meg and Jack White look at each other.]'' | |
| − | '''Meg White''': Let's kick his ass! | + | '''{{ch|Meg White}}''': "Let's kick his ass!" |
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| − | '''Homer''': Boy, get dressed! You’re going to a jazz brunch as punishment for all the racket you’re making. | + | '''[[Homer]]''': "Boy, get dressed! You’re going to a jazz brunch as punishment for all the racket you’re making." |
| − | '''Bart''': I thought you wanted me to drum? | + | '''Bart''': "I thought you wanted me to drum?" |
| − | '''Homer''': Hmph. I’m sending you mixed messages. Now get the hell out of here! | + | '''Homer''': "Hmph. I’m sending you mixed messages. Now get the hell out of here!" ''[slams door then opens it again]'' "I love you so much. Damn you!" |
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| − | '''Defonzo | + | '''[[Defonzo Palmer]]''': "We were about to play a quick set and we were wondering if you…" |
| − | '''Lisa''': Yes? | + | '''[[Lisa]]''': "Yes?" |
| − | '''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': Lisa Simpson… | + | '''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Lisa Simpson…" |
| − | '''Lisa''': Yes? | + | '''Lisa''': "Yes?" |
| − | '''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': Would do us the honor… | + | '''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Would do us the honor…" |
| − | '''Lisa''': Yes! | + | '''Lisa''': "Yes!" |
| − | '''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': Of sitting in… | + | '''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Of sitting in…" ''[Lisa gasps]'' "that chair in the audience. We wanna jam with your brother." |
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| − | '''Lisa''': All I wanted was to save those animals while Bart became a drummer, but I never thought the two stories would intersect! | + | '''Lisa''': "All I wanted was to save those animals while Bart became a drummer, but I never thought the two stories would intersect!" |
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| − | '''Bart''': I need you to teach me all about the world of juzz. | + | '''Bart''': "I need you to teach me all about the world of juzz." |
| − | '''Lisa''': It's jazz! Jazz! You don't even know the name of the thing you're stealing from me! | + | '''Lisa''': "It's jazz! Jazz! You don't even know the name of the thing you're stealing from me!" |
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| − | '''Jazzy | + | '''[[Jazzy Goodtime's Waiter]]''': "What it is, hip cats? Would you like me to scat-sing the menu?" |
| − | '''Bart''': Hell, no. | + | '''Bart''': "Hell, no." |
| − | '''Jazzy Goodtimes Waiter''': Oh, god bless you, sir! | + | '''Jazzy Goodtimes Waiter''': "Oh, god bless you, sir!" |
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| − | '''Bart''': So how did Malt Liquor Mommy die? | + | '''Bart''': "So how did Malt Liquor Mommy die?" |
| − | '''Marge''': Stop calling her that! | + | '''[[Marge]]''': "Stop calling her that!" |
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(Marge is stressed about the possible doom of Lisa's animals.) | (Marge is stressed about the possible doom of Lisa's animals.) | ||
| − | '''Bart''': Oh, this benfit concert is gonna be Scooby Dooby! | + | '''Bart''': "Oh, this benfit concert is gonna be Scooby Dooby!" |
| − | '''Marge''': I'm very happy for you, Bart. | + | '''Marge''': "I'm very happy for you, Bart." ''[Sighs]'' |
| − | '''Bart''': Why are you sad? Thinkin' about your marriage? | + | '''Bart''': "Why are you sad? Thinkin' about your marriage?" |
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| − | + | ''[The dog Lisa didn't pick at the Animal Shelter comes back to haunt her in her sleep.]'' | |
| − | '''Dog Spirit''': Lisa Simpson, you've doomed me. | + | '''Dog Spirit''': "Lisa Simpson, you've doomed me." |
| − | '''Lisa''': Me? How? | + | '''Lisa''': "Me? How?" |
| − | '''Dog Spirit''': By choosing the cuter puppy. You picked looks over personality, youth over experience, no history of rabies over unknown rabies status. And now I'm going to die! | + | '''Dog Spirit''': "By choosing the cuter puppy. You picked looks over personality, youth over experience, no history of rabies over unknown rabies status. And now I'm going to die!" |
| − | '''Lisa''': I never wanted that to happen! | + | '''Lisa''': "I never wanted that to happen!" |
| − | '''Dog Spirit''': You suuuck, You suuuck! | + | '''Dog Spirit''': "You suuuck, You suuuck!" |
| − | + | ''[The Dog Spirit scratches on Lisa's door to get out and Lisa opens it.]'' | |
| − | '''Dog Spirit''': Ah, thanks, sweetie. You suuuck! | + | '''Dog Spirit''': "Ah, thanks, sweetie. You suuuck!" |
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| − | ''' | + | '''[[Dr. Brentano]]''': "First, let me assure you that Bart's antics are perfectly normal for a seven-year-old." |
| − | '''Marge''': Actually, he's ten. | + | '''Marge''': "Actually, he's ten." |
| − | ''' | + | '''Dr. Brentano''': "Oh, dear. Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear." |
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| − | + | ''[Lisa spots Bart and his Blues muscian friends hanging out in the attic.]'' | |
| − | '''Lisa''': Bart! What are you doing here? | + | '''Lisa''': "Bart! What are you doing here?" |
| − | '''Bart''': Uh, | + | '''Bart''': "Uh," ''[stammers]'' "not smoking reefer." |
| − | '''Blues Musician''': Uh, that's right. We—we all not smokin' reefer. | + | '''Blues Musician''': "Uh, that's right. We—we all not smokin' reefer." |
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| − | + | ''[Lisa picks out a dog at the Animal Shelter.]'' | |
| − | '''Lisa''': Okay, this little guy's comin' home with me. (Pets the dog) Ooh! Who's going to get neutered tomorrow? You are! Oh, yes you are! | + | '''Lisa''': "Okay, this little guy's comin' home with me. (Pets the dog) Ooh! Who's going to get neutered tomorrow? You are! Oh, yes you are!" |
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| − | + | ''[Marge takes away Bart's laser pointer.]'' | |
| − | '''Marge''': Bart! Do you want to leave the funeral early? Do you? | + | '''Marge''': "Bart! Do you want to leave the funeral early? Do you?" |
| − | '''Bart''': Yes! Of course. | + | '''Bart''': "Yes! Of course." |
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| − | '''Bart''': My arm! It hurts where the tiger’s biting it! | + | '''Bart''': "My arm! It hurts where the tiger’s biting it!" |
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[Bart practices his new drum set all over town and accidentally crashes into the band White Stripes.]
Jack White: "Hey, kid, why don't you watch where you're drumming!"
Bart: "Sorry, White Stripes. No hard feelings?"
[Meg and Jack White look at each other.]
Meg White: "Let's kick his ass!"
Homer: "Boy, get dressed! You’re going to a jazz brunch as punishment for all the racket you’re making."
Bart: "I thought you wanted me to drum?"
Homer: "Hmph. I’m sending you mixed messages. Now get the hell out of here!" [slams door then opens it again] "I love you so much. Damn you!"
Defonzo Palmer: "We were about to play a quick set and we were wondering if you…"
Lisa: "Yes?"
Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer: "Lisa Simpson…"
Lisa: "Yes?"
Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer: "Would do us the honor…"
Lisa: "Yes!"
Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer: "Of sitting in…" [Lisa gasps] "that chair in the audience. We wanna jam with your brother."
Lisa: "All I wanted was to save those animals while Bart became a drummer, but I never thought the two stories would intersect!"
Bart: "I need you to teach me all about the world of juzz."
Lisa: "It's jazz! Jazz! You don't even know the name of the thing you're stealing from me!"
Jazzy Goodtime's Waiter: "What it is, hip cats? Would you like me to scat-sing the menu?"
Bart: "Hell, no."
Jazzy Goodtimes Waiter: "Oh, god bless you, sir!"
Bart: "So how did Malt Liquor Mommy die?"
Marge: "Stop calling her that!"
(Marge is stressed about the possible doom of Lisa's animals.)
Bart: "Oh, this benfit concert is gonna be Scooby Dooby!"
Marge: "I'm very happy for you, Bart." [Sighs]
Bart: "Why are you sad? Thinkin' about your marriage?"
[The dog Lisa didn't pick at the Animal Shelter comes back to haunt her in her sleep.]
Dog Spirit: "Lisa Simpson, you've doomed me."
Lisa: "Me? How?"
Dog Spirit: "By choosing the cuter puppy. You picked looks over personality, youth over experience, no history of rabies over unknown rabies status. And now I'm going to die!"
Lisa: "I never wanted that to happen!"
Dog Spirit: "You suuuck, You suuuck!"
[The Dog Spirit scratches on Lisa's door to get out and Lisa opens it.]
Dog Spirit: "Ah, thanks, sweetie. You suuuck!"
Dr. Brentano: "First, let me assure you that Bart's antics are perfectly normal for a seven-year-old."
Marge: "Actually, he's ten."
Dr. Brentano: "Oh, dear. Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear."
[Lisa spots Bart and his Blues muscian friends hanging out in the attic.]
Lisa: "Bart! What are you doing here?"
Bart: "Uh," [stammers] "not smoking reefer."
Blues Musician: "Uh, that's right. We—we all not smokin' reefer."
[Lisa picks out a dog at the Animal Shelter.]
Lisa: "Okay, this little guy's comin' home with me. (Pets the dog) Ooh! Who's going to get neutered tomorrow? You are! Oh, yes you are!"
[Marge takes away Bart's laser pointer.]
Marge: "Bart! Do you want to leave the funeral early? Do you?"
Bart: "Yes! Of course."
Bart: "My arm! It hurts where the tiger’s biting it!"
