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'Tis the Fifteenth Season/Quotes

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Season 15 Episode Quotes
319 "Today I Am a Clown"
"'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
"Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays" 321

Rod: Are you jealous of Brother Homer?
Ned: Maybe just a little bit.
Rod: I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.
Ned: One problem at a time, boy.

Krusty the Clown: Now in the spirit of the holiday season, start shopping! And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, "sick kids" may include hookers with a cold.

Carl: Hey, Homer. I'm your secret Santa. Merry Christmas, big guy. [he hands Homer a DVD player]
Homer: Oh, my god! A DVD player!
Carl: And the first season of Magnum P.I. [he shows him the DVD boxsets], with commentary by John Hillerman. Apparently, working in Hawaii was a pleasure.
Homer: Oh, Carl, you remembered I like TV.
Season 15 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIV My Mother the Carjacker The President Wore Pearls The Regina Monologues The Fat and the Furriest Today I Am a Clown 'Tis the Fifteenth Season Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot Diatribe of a Mad Housewife Margical History Tour Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore Smart and Smarter The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Co-Dependent's Day The Wandering Juvie My Big Fat Geek Wedding Catch 'Em If You Can Simple Simpson The Way We Weren't Bart-Mangled Banner Fraudcast News