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"To Surveil with Love"
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- Duffman: Now for the only thing better than Duff!
- Barflies: [confused] Better than Duff? What are you talking about?
- [Milhouse is having trouble picking a gelatine dessert]
- Milhouse Van Houten: It's so hard to decide. Is the yellow one lemon or pinneapple?
- Lunchlady Dora: It's your pet canary, now scram!
- [Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]
- Chief Wiggum: Now, just follow a little formula called PB&J: peer at the monitor, be judgmental and jot it down. And one way to remember that is ABC: Always Be Considering PB&J. But the single most important rule is the four As: Always Act According to ABC.
- Marge: That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar.
- Ned Flanders: ...Like God created the Devil.
- Homer: God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!
- Queen Elizabeth II: I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy.
- Prince Charles: Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food.
- Mr. Burns: Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag.
- [Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless]
- Lou: Chief, I think we got a misuse of police equipment on ZZ99.