Lisa the Drama Queen/Quotes
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"Lisa the Drama Queen"
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- Bart: Why do we have to go to the Rec Center? I wanna play with my friends!
- Homer: When you're older, you'll miss these fun activities.
- Lisa: You're older. Why don't you do these fun activities?
- Homer: Uh, 'cause no one's making me. Buh-bye.
- Comic Book Guy: Welcome to Shaolin Kung Fu. Ten thousand years of knowledge will be passed along to those whose parents have signed a permission slip. The rest of you have just purchased very expensive pajamas.
- Lisa: I need some candy for a first playdate, but I don't want to come on too strong.
- Bart: M&M's?
- Lisa: Well... if I pick plain, she'll think I'm cheap, but if I pick peanut, she may have an allergy. You just killed her, Bart!
- Bart: How about Charleston Chew?
- Lisa: What is this, Brooklyn in the '50s? Don't just say stuff.
- Bart: You ask for my help, then you don't want it.
- Apu: Excuse me, but why not consider an Almond Joy? It looks like you bought something for yourself, but then you just happen to have two pieces.
- Lisa: Finally, a real suggestion.
- Bart: If she doesn't like coconut, you're screwed!
- Juliet Hobbes: So, what do you want to do?
- Lisa: I don't know, it's been so long since I've had a playdate. Not that I couldn't get one if I wanted.
- Juliet: My parents bought me a membership card to the Folk Art Museum.
- Lisa: Does it get you into special exhibits?
- Juliet: On Wednesdays.
- Lisa: [gasps] That's today!
- Lisa: Hey, mom, can Juliet sleep over?
- Marge: Are your parents okay with that? They've never met us.
- Bart: We could be murderers.
- Homer: Could've been. If we hadn't had kids.
- Marge: Now remember, Juliet's family is very classy, so be on your best behavior.
- Homer: Use as many big words as possible. I call "computer". Bart, you can have "doorbell".
- Professor Hobbes: Homer, isn't it wonderful that my Juliet and your Lisa have become such fast friends?
- Homer: Heh, heh. If you say so, M'lord.
- Mrs. Hobbes: Dinner's ready!
- Homer: If you'll show me to your bathroom, I'd like to pretend to wash my hands.
- Homer: Hey, could you take a look at this lump on my back?
- Professor Hobbes: I'm not that kind of doctor!
- Homer: Oh, I get it. Here's ten bucks.
- [Professor Hobbes takes the money then looks at Homer's back]
- Professor Hobbes: That's chewing gum.
- Homer: [bitter] What a racket.
