'Tis the Fifteenth Season/Quotes
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- Rod: Are you jealous of Brother Homer?
- Ned: Maybe just a little bit.
- Rod: I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.
- Ned: One problem at a time, boy.
- Krusty the Clown: Now in the spirit of the holiday season, start shopping! And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, "sick kids" may include hookers with a cold.
- Carl: Hey, Homer. I'm your secret Santa. Merry Christmas, big guy. [he hands Homer a DVD player]
- Homer: Oh, my god! A DVD player!
- Carl: And the first season of Magnum P.I. [he shows him the DVD boxsets], with commentary by John Hillerman. Apparently, working in Hawaii was a pleasure.
- Homer: Oh, Carl, you remembered I like TV.
