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Dangers on a Train/Quotes

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Season 24 Episode Quotes
529 "The Saga of Carl"
530
"Dangers on a Train"
"Homerland" 531
Lisa: Wait, you named me after a train?
Homer: Yeah, just like we did with Bart.

Homer: (singing) I've been working on the railroad-
Marge: Why are you singing that?
Homer: Because it's in the public domain?

Ramona: Let's go home and spend a romantic night looking through your computer's browsing history.
Ben: That exists? Oh, boy.

Squeaky Voiced Teen: Do they have to get off and get back on?
Co-worker: Sometimes you just have to say "To Hell with rules!"
[Grabs him and the two begin kissing romantically]

Apu: Once again, India is denuded of her treasure by the imperialist devils.
Manjula: Why do we watch this show?
Apu: Because I like the costumes!
Season 24 Quotes
Moonshine River Treehouse of Horror XXIII Adventures in Baby-Getting Gone Abie Gone Penny-Wiseguys A Tree Grows in Springfield The Day the Earth Stood Cool To Cur, with Love Homer Goes to Prep School A Test Before Trying The Changing of the Guardian Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing Hardly Kirk-ing Gorgeous Grampa Black-Eyed, Please Dark Knight Court What Animated Women Want Pulpit Friction Whiskey Business The Fabulous Faker Boy The Saga of Carl Dangers on a Train