The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Medley)

"The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Medley)"

Song Information Singers: Yeardley Smith Julie Kavner Nancy Cartwright Hank Azaria Harry Shearer Tress MacNeille Characters: Lisa Simpson Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Mr. Cleary Cast Length: 2:07 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Ken Keeler Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons

"The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Medley)" is a song from the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons. It is the seventeenth track on the album and consists of the songs "No Regards" and "You're Checkin' In".

Lyrics

No Regards

Lisa:

Kickin' It: A Musical Journey Through the Betty Ford Center.

Marge:

You know, when I was a girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience.

Judge:

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Member #1:

He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent...

Jury Member #2:

Freaked-out behavior both chronic and recent...

Jury Chorus:

Drinking and driving, narcotics possession...

Jury Foreman:

And that's just page one of this ten-page confession.

Judge:

I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,

But this is L.A. and you're rich and famous.

You're Checkin' In

Mr. Cleary:

I'm checkin' in.

Staff/Patients:

He's checkin' in.

Mr. Cleary:

I'm checkin' in.

Staff/Patients:

Checkin', checkin' in.

Mr. Cleary:

No more pills or alcohol,

No more pot or demerol,

No more stinkin' fun at all.

I'm checkin' in.

Staff/Patients:

He's checkin' in.

He's checkin' in.

Doctor:

No more lookin' pale and thin,

No more bugs beneath your skin.

Mr. Cleary:

Hey, that's just my aspirin!

All:

Chuck it out!

You're checkin' in!

Bart:

When I grow up, I wanna be in the Betty Ford Center.

Marge:

Better start saving now, it's very expensive.

Lisa:

Shh! They're strapping down Liza Minnelli.

Behind the Laughter

The song was orchestrated by Dell Hake. It is the seventeenth track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances

• Album – Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons

Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
The Simpsons Main Title (:49 Version) • Lisa's Sax (Medley) (Those Were the Days • The WB's Proud To Present Theme) • All Singing, All Dancing (Medley) (Gonna Paint Our Wagon Theme & Reprise • A Singing, Dancing Entertainment Machine) • We Put the Spring in Springfield • Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Medley) (Turkey in the Straw/Minimum Wage Nanny) • Cut Every Corner • A Boozehound Named Barney • Happy Just the Way We Are • "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" End Credits Suite • Cash and Cary • Meet the Flintstones • Underwater Wonderland • Happy Birthday, Mr. Burns • The Field of Excellence • The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Theme • Poochie Rap Song • The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Medley) (No Regards/You're Checkin' In) • Quimby Campaign Commercial • The Simpsons End Credits Theme • Trash of the Titans (Medley) (Before The Garbage, Man!/The Garbageman) • Canyonero • Everyone Loves Ned Flanders • Scorpio End Credits • Chief Wiggum, P.I. Main Title • The Love-Matic Grampa Main Title • The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley) (The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme & Reprise/Candy Medley) • The Ballad of Jebediah Springfield • In Marge We Trust (Medley) (Klang and Koto/"Mr. Sparkle" Theme & Logo) • Krusty the Clown Main Title • Cape Feare (Medley) (Any Last Requests?/H.M.S. Pinafore/Bart's Holding the Buttercup/Bart and Bob Bop and Bounce/The Act Is Up) • Mr. Plow • Plow King • Kamp Krusty Theme Song • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Jazz Quartet Version) • Union Strike Folk Song (Parts 1 & 2) • Rappin' Ronnie Reagan • Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel! • Ya Hoo Main Title • The Land of Chocolate • Skinner & the Superintendent Theme • Presidents' Song • The Star Spangled Banner • Talkin' Softball • Like Father, Like Clown (Medley) (A Warm Round/Oh, My Papa/A Love Thing) • Blessed Be the Guy That Bonds • You're Gonna Like Me (The Gabbo Song) • Can I Borrow a Feeling? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Phillip Glass Homage) • We Love To Smoke • Apu in "The Jolly Bengali" Theme • The Garbageman (Long Demo Version) • Señor Burns (Long Version) • Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers