You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee/Quotes

Quotes

Season 25 Episode Quotes

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Skinner: Now please welcome the star of Stuffwich's ads-- who lost 400 pounds eating only Stuffwich subs-- Ezra!

Ezra: Tell us your hero, and you could win a Stuffwich college scholarship. Then you can be a hero like me.

Bart: What makes you a hero?

Ezra: I don't eat as much as I did!

Executive Vice President of WFF: Mr. Simpson, I am the executive vice president of the World Football Federation.

Homer: Ooh!

Executive Vice President of WFF: What you Americans call "soccer."

Homer: D'oh!

Homer: "Congratulations on your purchase of a FootMaster-brand soccer ball." Thanks, book!

Bart: Look, you got us a free trip. Just slack off and cash your check like you always do.

Homer: I believe the sweet little girl in 21-D would disagree with you.

Snake: Got to hurry. I've got 998 square miles to rob! Ha-ha!

Homer: Now let's play human foosball!

Homer: Ah, Brazil. I couldn't stay afraid of you forever. The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.

Bart: Man, Krusty should get some of these letters.

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