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	Season 18 Episode Quotes
← 391 "Springfield Up"	392 "Yokel Chords"	"Rome-Old and Juli-Eh" 393 →

[Bart goes to therapy]

Bart: Come on dad, why do I have to go see a psychologist?

Homer: The school is paying for five sessions and there's a Chinese restaurant where I can get drunk.

Chinese man: Ready, Shirley? This one likes the act. [puts Chinese hat on and begins speaking in a very stereotypical accent] "Hello Mr. Simpson! Come on in, sit down, drinkie drinkie!

Chinese woman: Where Marge? She superlady!

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[Homer is drunk and half passed out in a dumpster]

Bart: And my dad never takes me on the ferris booger, he's always too busy passed out in the parking snot.

Homer: [outside] He's lying!

Chinese man: Mr. Simpson, you frink too many scorpian bowl. You go sleepy sleepy now. Did you get his wallet?

Chinese woman: Every president has a word bubble saying I am gay.

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