Treehouse of Horror XXI/Quotes
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- Bart: I'll be the demon. You be the thimble.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Aw, I'm always the thimble.
- Homer: They should call this one recipe for murder.
- Marge: What do you mean "this one?"
- Homer: Never mind.
- Count Dracula: His blood! It's full of cholesterol!
- Homer: And not the good kind.
- Edmund: Let's move between the trees the way a bat does: by jumping!
- Homer: She just wanted to ride bikes through New England, but those seats hurt my ass.
- Edmund: You have beautiful eyes.
- Lisa: They're just dots in circles.
- Bart: What was that lesson I learned from video games? Oh yeah. Kill, kill, kill!
- Sideshow Mel: At least the cup is lined with felt.
- Moe Szyslak: Hey Mr. Positive, shut the hell up.
- Rich Uncle Pennybags: There was a bank error in my favor and I'm spending it all on Oriental Avenue prostitutes.
- Milhouse Van Houten: Satan's path?
- Bart: It's gotta be good if Satan put his name on it.
