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Kill Gil, Volumes I & II/Quotes

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Season 18 Episode Quotes
386 "The Haw-Hawed Couple"
387
"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II"
"The Wife Aquatic" 388


Homer: Why did you let that loser into our home?
Marge: I'll tell you why: Christian charity.
Homer: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with this?

Homer: Marge, admit it. You just can't say no to anyone. That's why you have 3 kids.

Marge: I'm so sick of Gil, he ruins my Thanksgiving, uses my leg razor to peel his carrots...

Gil Gunderson: Aw, come on, you can't say no to Gil.
Marge: [loudly] NO!!!!

[Gil is eating chocolates from a heart-shaped box]
Gil: Hey Homer, it's Valentine's Day, what are you getting the misses?
Homer: [angrily] A heart-shaped box of chocolates!

Homer: Give back that holiday cheer, you bastard!
The Grumple: Never!

Moe Szyslak: What's the matter, Homer? Do you still miss the UPN?

Gil: Hey, who wants some eggs a la Harold Stassen? They're always running!

Krusty on Ice Dancers: [singing] Laugh along with Christ and Krusty, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha! We got hired 'cause we are busty, ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha!
Season 18 Quotes
The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer Jazzy and the Pussycats Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em Treehouse of Horror XVII G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) Moe'N'a Lisa Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) The Haw-Hawed Couple Kill Gil, Volumes I & II The Wife Aquatic Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times Little Big Girl Springfield Up Yokel Chords Rome-Old and Juli-Eh Homerazzi Marge Gamer The Boys of Bummer Crook and Ladder Stop, or My Dog Will Shoot! 24 Minutes You Kent Always Say What You Want