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	Season 20 Episode Quotes
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Marge: Oh, Bart. I don't care that this is just an act. You've finally become the boy every mother dreams of... a girl!

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Jenny: Are you saying our entire relationship is based on lies?

Bart: Not our entire relationship, just the stuff I said.

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[Lisa is in her room smiling and seeing smiles everywhere. Maggie holds a fan in front of her.]

Lisa: If you don't stop smiling, you're gonna get a kiss!

[Lisa gets close to the fan to kiss it, but it is disconnected by Marge.]

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Milhouse Van Houten: Why didn't you come and visit me Bart?

Bart: Yeah, I meant too. I was so very busy.

Milhouse: What could be important than your best friend?

[Jenny walks up and holds Bart's hand]

Jenny: Who's this Bart?

Milhouse: Oh, I see how it is.

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