Minimum Wage Nanny

Minimum Wage Nanny

Song Information Singers: Yeardley Smith Nancy Cartwright Dan Castellaneta Characters: Lisa Simpson Bart Simpson Homer Simpson Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Al Jean and Mike Reiss Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons Appearance(s): "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"

"Minimum Wage Nanny" is a song sung by Lisa, Bart and Homer. It is The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Al Jean and Mike Reiss.

Lyrics

Lisa:

If you wish to be our sitter,

Please be sweet and never bitter,

Help us with math and book reports.

Bart:

Might I add: "Eat my shorts".

Lisa:

Bart!

Bart:

Just cuttin' through the treacle.

Lisa:

If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her.

Bart:

Let me get away with moider.

Lisa:

Teach us songs and magic tricks.

Homer:

Might I add: no fat chicks.

Marge:

Homer!

Lisa:

The nanny we want

Is kindly and sage.

Homer:

And one who will work

For minimum wage.

Lisa:

Hurry, nanny,

Things are grim.

Grampa:

I'll do it!

Bart and Lisa:

Anyone but him!

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of the song "The Perfect Nanny" from the movie Mary Poppins. It is part of the "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Medley)" track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances

• Episode – "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"
• Special – The Simpsons Take the Bowl
• Album – Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons

Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
The Simpsons Main Title (:49 Version) • Lisa's Sax (Medley) (Those Were the Days • The WB's Proud To Present Theme) • All Singing, All Dancing (Medley) (Gonna Paint Our Wagon Theme & Reprise • A Singing, Dancing Entertainment Machine) • We Put the Spring in Springfield • Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Medley) (Turkey in the Straw/Minimum Wage Nanny) • Cut Every Corner • A Boozehound Named Barney • Happy Just the Way We Are • "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" End Credits Suite • Cash and Cary • Meet the Flintstones • Underwater Wonderland • Happy Birthday, Mr. Burns • The Field of Excellence • The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Theme • Poochie Rap Song • The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Medley) (No Regards/You're Checkin' In) • Quimby Campaign Commercial • The Simpsons End Credits Theme • Trash of the Titans (Medley) (Before The Garbage, Man!/The Garbageman) • Canyonero • Everyone Loves Ned Flanders • Scorpio End Credits • Chief Wiggum, P.I. Main Title • The Love-Matic Grampa Main Title • The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley) (The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme & Reprise/Candy Medley) • The Ballad of Jebediah Springfield • In Marge We Trust (Medley) (Klang and Koto/"Mr. Sparkle" Theme & Logo) • Krusty the Clown Main Title • Cape Feare (Medley) (Any Last Requests?/H.M.S. Pinafore/Bart's Holding the Buttercup/Bart and Bob Bop and Bounce/The Act Is Up) • Mr. Plow • Plow King • Kamp Krusty Theme Song • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Jazz Quartet Version) • Union Strike Folk Song (Parts 1 & 2) • Rappin' Ronnie Reagan • Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel! • Ya Hoo Main Title • The Land of Chocolate • Skinner & the Superintendent Theme • Presidents' Song • The Star Spangled Banner • Talkin' Softball • Like Father, Like Clown (Medley) (A Warm Round/Oh, My Papa/A Love Thing) • Blessed Be the Guy That Bonds • You're Gonna Like Me (The Gabbo Song) • Can I Borrow a Feeling? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Phillip Glass Homage) • We Love To Smoke • Apu in "The Jolly Bengali" Theme • The Garbageman (Long Demo Version) • Señor Burns (Long Version) • Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers