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[Restaurant meeting.]

Burns::Der Sauerbraten schmeckt koestlich. (The Sauerbraten is excellent.)

Smithers::Oh, you never cease to amaze me, sir.

Burns::Mein Kriecher sagte mir, dass ich bin nie aufhoere, zu erstaunen. (My lickspittle told me I never cease to amaze him.)

Fritz:: Wir denken, wir haben ein sehr gutes Angebot. (We think we have a very generous offer.)

Burns:: Du verspielst deine Zeit! (You are wasting your time!)

[German owners are attempting rapport with plant employees.]

Horst: Good morning. I am Horst. My superiors have selected me to speak to you because they believe I am the friendliest looking. Perhaps I remind you of the lovable Sergeant Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.

[Plant employees mutter amongst themselves in agreement.]

Horst: First, we need to deal with substance abuse. Are there any alcoholics here?

Man #1: Me.

Man #2: Me too. In fact, I am drunk at this moment.

Horst: Very well. You will be on convalescent leave for six weeks at an detoxification center in Hawaii, and will then return with back pay.

Homer: [talking to himself] Doh! Lucky drunks!

[Radioactive waste drips into a bucket.]

Horst: We would like to have a talk with your safety inspector.

Homer: Sock it to him, Horst!

[Homer lacks the situational awareness to see he wears a nameplate that says "Homer Simpson, Safety Inspector".]

Carl: Hey Homer, are you not the safety inspector?

Homer: D'oh!

[Last lines of episode. Mr. Burns has reclaimed ownership of the SNPP, but still has yet to clean up toys from his office, which the Germans had converted into a nursery. He brandishes a letter opener.]

Burns: Who was that man who insulted me in the blue-collar bar?

Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir. He was laid off under the German ownership.

Burns: Simpson, eh? As for him, many years will pass, where he will remain unaware the Sword of Damocles is dangling over him. And when he least expects it...

[Mr. Burns uses letter opener to stab a toy pig, which makes a squeal.]

[Simpson residence. Homer is on the phone while entire family listens in.]

Homer: WOO HOO! I got my job back!

Moe: [answering a prank call from Bart] Bea O'Problem? Come on, guys. Do I have as B.O. Problem here?

Barney: You sure do!

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