• New article from the Springfield Shopper: Season 32 News: “Treehouse of Horror XXXI” new air date and “The 7 Beer Itch” and “The Road to Cincinnati” postponed
  • Only until Treehouse of Horror XXXI airs!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
  • Welcome to Wikisimpsons!
TwitterFacebookDiscord

Homer Defined/Quotes

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki


Season 3 Episode Quotes
039 "Bart the Murderer"
040
"Homer Defined"
"Like Father, Like Clown" 041


[Homer is panicking that there will soon be a meltdown]
Homer: What do I do, what do I do? Come on, think back to your training!
[Flashback to 1980. Homer is fiddling with a Rubik's Cube while his supervisor is giving him on the job training]
Supervisor: Okay, now we move on to the emergency override button. In case of meltdown, you are to push this button and only this button. Excuse me, Homer, are you paying attention to the lesson?
Homer: Yeah, yeah. Emergency button rideover. Got it.
[Present day. Homer is holding up the Rubik's Cube]
Homer: D'oh! This is all your fault!

Mr. Burns: Where is the meltdown originating?
Smithers: Sector 7-G, sir.
Mr. Burns: Who is responsible for that sector?
Smithers: Homer Simpson.
Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? Good man, dependable? When did he begin work?
Smithers: Actually, sir, he was hired under Project Bootstrap.
Mr. Burns: [sarcastically] Thank you, President Ford...

Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend anymore. That's why you couldn't come to the party.
Bart: What's she got against me?
Milhouse: She says you're a bad influence...
Bart: Bad influence my butt! How many times have I told you: never listen to your mother!
Season 3 Quotes
Stark Raving Dad Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington When Flanders Failed Bart the Murderer Homer Defined Like Father, Like Clown Treehouse of Horror II Lisa's Pony Saturdays of Thunder Flaming Moe's Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk I Married Marge Radio Bart Lisa the Greek Homer Alone Bart the Lover Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations Dog of Death Colonel Homer Black Widower The Otto Show Bart's Friend Falls in Love Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?