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	Season 3 Episode Quotes
← 048 "Radio Bart"	049 "Lisa the Greek"	"Homer Alone" 050 →

Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Today's game between the Denver Broncos and the New England Patriots is too close to call. But if you are one of those compulsive types that just has to bet, uh, I don't know... Denver.

[Homer phones Moe]

Homer: Moe, can you put me down for $20 on Denver?

Moe: [slyly] I think we can arrange that. Chief Wiggum, can you pass me my little black book?

Chief Wiggum: Oh, sure thing, Moe. I was just using it as a coaster.

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[Homer has just lost his bet.]

Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Well folks, when you are 52% right that means you are 48% wrong.

Homer: D'OH! Why did you not say that before?

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Lisa: What could be better than the savage ballet that is professional football?

Homer: Well... oh, you like ice cream, don't you?

Lisa: Uh-huh.

Homer: And don't you like ice cream better when it's covered with hot fudge, and mounds of whipped cream, chopped nuts, and ooh, those crumbled-up cookie things they mash up. Mmm... crumbled-up cookie things.

Lisa: So gambling makes a good thing even better.

Homer: Yes, it is like there is some kind of bond between us.

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