Saturdays of Thunder/Quotes
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"Saturdays of Thunder"
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- Bart: Dad, I don't know how to say this. I don't want to drive your car. It's slow, it's ugly; it handles like a shopping cart.
- Martin: What is the matter with you?
- Bart: It's my dad. Lying there on the couch, drinking a beer, staring at the TV... I've never seen him like that.
- Bart: Oh, I don't know if I should do that. My dad and I build our car together, and if I drove somebody else's it'd kill him! On the other hand, I'll do it!
- Homer: Thank you, Bill Cosby. You've saved The Simpsons!
- Homer: What's the quickest, cheapest, easiest way to do something with you?
- Lisa: Uh, take us to the video store?
- Homer: Anything for my little girl.
- Nelson: Hey, Simpson, where's your loser-mobile!
- Homer: Loser mobile... hehehe... wait a minute!
- Bart: Uh, It's over there Nelson.
- Nelson: Whoa, talk about your pieces of crap!
- Homer: Goodbye son!
- Milhouse: Hey, Bart, I think they're finally hauling your dad away!
- Bart: Maybe it's for the best.
- Marge: Question 2: "Who is your son's hero?"
- Homer: Steve McQueen.
- Marge: That's your hero! "Name another dad you talk to about parenting."
- Homer: Next
- Marge: "What are your son's hobbies?"
- Homer: Well, he's always chewing on the phone cord.
- Marge: He hasn't done that since he was two!
- Homer: Then he has no hobbies!
