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When Flanders Failed/Quotes

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Season 3 Episode Quotes
037 "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
"When Flanders Failed"
"Bart the Murderer" 039

Akira Kurosawa: We practice karate, so that we never need use it.
Bart: Excuse me. I already know how not to hit a man. Can I practice with nunchucks?

Marge: Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister!"

Man: Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase.
Ned: Oh, right as rain! Or, as we say around here, `left as rain', heh heh.
Man: Just stamp the ticket.
Ned: Oh, okay.

Ned: Listen to that singing. Those poor fools. Homer, I'm ruined.
Homer: I know.
Ned: You know, at times like these, I used to turn to the Bible and find solace, but even the Good Book can't help me now.
Homer: Why not?
Ned: I sold it to you for seven cents.
Homer: Oh.
Ned: You know, ever since that barbecue, nothing's gone right. It's like there's been a curse on me.
[Homer bursts into tears.]
Homer: It's all my fault!
Ned: No, it's not!
Homer: Yes, it is!
Ned: No! You tried to warn me about gambling my family's future on some pig in a poke! I didn't listen! Homer, you were a true friend!
Homer: No, I was a swine! [He and Ned hug and cry] Listen, Flanders, you still have that store?
Ned: For two more days. Then it becomes Libertarian Party Headquarters. I hope they have better luck than I did.
Homer: Flanders, you open that store tomorrow.
Ned: Homer, there's no point!
Homer: I said do it!

[Homer is on the phone.]
Homer: Hello Jerry? This is Homer Simpson. Remember last month when I paid back that loan? Yeah, well now I need you to do a favor for me!
Season 3 Quotes
Stark Raving Dad Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington When Flanders Failed Bart the Murderer Homer Defined Like Father, Like Clown Treehouse of Horror II Lisa's Pony Saturdays of Thunder Flaming Moe's Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk I Married Marge Radio Bart Lisa the Greek Homer Alone Bart the Lover Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations Dog of Death Colonel Homer Black Widower The Otto Show Bart's Friend Falls in Love Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?