The Man Who Grew Too Much/Quotes
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"The Man Who Grew Too Much"
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- Lisa: (to Marge) Mom, can I visit Sideshow Bob?
- Bart: Why would you want to do that? He's tried to kill us!
- Lisa: You. He tried to kill you. And I refuse to concede a mind that thinks so much like mine can be all bad.
- Marge: Don't you think the parts that aren't evil are a little, pretentious?
- Bart: Absolutely. We're talking about Lisa, right?
- Lisa: Shut up!
- Bart: You shut up!
- Lisa: This is the pinnacle of conversation around here!
- Homer: Fine, I'll take you. They have this cool psych class at the campus I sat in on.
- Marge: Uh, that was a sexual harassment seminar.
- Homer: It doesn't matter. I'm taking it pass-fail.
- Lisa: Dad! You already ate all the chocolate bars.
- Homer: That's why I got to get the marshmallows down fast.
- Homer: (reading Tweeter's Digest) I like how they cut them down from 140 characters to a more manageable 20 characters.
- Marge: (worry about the next seminar) Oh, another seminar tomorrow. I just wish I could connect with those teenagers, since it seems like we'll never have any.
- Homer: Oh, Marge, teens can't control their urges. It's why there's never been a teenage president.
- Marge: Are you saying I'm wasting my time?
- Homer: No. I'm saying you're wasting everyone's time. But it's a church thing, so that's a given.
- Bart: Jig's up, Bob! Return the spear to the Homo erectus. Homo erectus? Where has that word been all my life?
- Sideshow Bob: Now, Bart, I promised I wouldn't hurt you.
- Bart: You did that for me?
- Lisa: More for Mom, but yes.
- Lou:Uh, Chief, we got a report of a disturbance at the Met.
- Chief Wiggum: We got bigger problems, Lou. Horny teens who should be out having bad sex, but instead somebody made them take an abstinence pledge.
- Lenny: I don't get it. There are taboos about premarital sex in the Middle East, and you don't see those people getting all violent.
