White Christmas Blues/Quotes
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"White Christmas Blues"
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- Mayor Qimby: Are you okay?
- Chief Wiggum: I'll be fine. I'll be fine. God, I bent down to pick up a piece of candy and rolled down a hill. You always think it's the other guy that'll turn into a giant snowball. Never you. Have you seen Lou?
- Lou: There's snow in my lungs!
- Chief Wiggum: Lot of attitude in that hand, Lou. Lot of attitude.
- Frink: Uh, do you have "Life of Pi?"
- Apu: No, but I have some home movies of me on a canoe with a big dog. People who have never seen a movie say it is a good movie.
- Male Tourist: Excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you but my kids are exhausted and the town is sold out. Is there any chance you'd have a spare room for us?
- Marge: Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen but sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. Our house is very odd that way.
- Homer: Well, this crazy scheme is kind of impulsive behavior I want to encourage in you. Mmm... I'm in! 100%!
- Marge: Oh, thank you. Now, homie, Table 3 needs more bread.
- Homer: I'm on a brake.
- Marge: D'oh!
