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Minimum Wage Nanny

Song Information

Singers:	Yeardley Smith Nancy Cartwright Dan Castellaneta
Characters:	Lisa Simpson Bart Simpson Homer Simpson
Writer(s):	Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Al Jean and Mike Reiss
Album:	Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
Appearance(s):	"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"

"Minimum Wage Nanny" is a song sung by Lisa, Bart and Homer. It is The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Al Jean and Mike Reiss.

Lyrics

Lisa:

If you wish to be our sitter,

Please be sweet and never bitter,

Help us with math and book reports.

Bart:

Might I add: "Eat my shorts".

Lisa:

Bart!

Bart:

Just cuttin' through the treacle.

Lisa:

If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her.

Bart:

Let me get away with moider.

Lisa:

Teach us songs and magic tricks.

Homer:

Might I add: no fat chicks.

Marge:

Homer!

Lisa:

The nanny we want

Is kindly and sage.

Homer:

And one who will work

For minimum wage.

Lisa:

Hurry, nanny,

Things are grim.

Grampa:

I'll do it!

Bart and Lisa:

Anyone but him!

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of the song "The Perfect Nanny" from the movie Mary Poppins. It is part of the "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Medley)" track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances

Episode – "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"
Special – The Simpsons Take the Bowl
Album – Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons

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The Simpsons Main Title (:49 Version) • Lisa's Sax (Medley) (Those Were the Days • The WB's Proud To Present Theme) • All Singing, All Dancing (Medley) (Gonna Paint Our Wagon Theme & Reprise • A Singing, Dancing Entertainment Machine) • We Put the Spring in Springfield • Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Medley) (Turkey in the Straw/Minimum Wage Nanny) • Cut Every Corner • A Boozehound Named Barney • Happy Just the Way We Are • "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" End Credits Suite • Cash and Cary • Meet the Flintstones • Underwater Wonderland • Happy Birthday, Mr. Burns • The Field of Excellence • The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Theme • Poochie Rap Song • The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Medley) (No Regards/You're Checkin' In) • Quimby Campaign Commercial • The Simpsons End Credits Theme • Trash of the Titans (Medley) (Before The Garbage, Man!/The Garbageman) • Canyonero • Everyone Loves Ned Flanders • Scorpio End Credits • Chief Wiggum, P.I. Main Title • The Love-Matic Grampa Main Title • The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley) (The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme & Reprise/Candy Medley) • The Ballad of Jebediah Springfield • In Marge We Trust (Medley) (Klang and Koto/"Mr. Sparkle" Theme & Logo) • Krusty the Clown Main Title • Cape Feare (Medley) (Any Last Requests?/H.M.S. Pinafore/Bart's Holding the Buttercup/Bart and Bob Bop and Bounce/The Act Is Up) • Mr. Plow • Plow King • Kamp Krusty Theme Song • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Jazz Quartet Version) • Union Strike Folk Song (Parts 1 & 2) • Rappin' Ronnie Reagan • Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel! • Ya Hoo Main Title • The Land of Chocolate • Skinner & the Superintendent Theme • Presidents' Song • The Star Spangled Banner • Talkin' Softball • Like Father, Like Clown (Medley) (A Warm Round/Oh, My Papa/A Love Thing) • Blessed Be the Guy That Bonds • You're Gonna Like Me (The Gabbo Song) • Can I Borrow a Feeling? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Phillip Glass Homage) • We Love To Smoke • Apu in "The Jolly Bengali" Theme • The Garbageman (Long Demo Version) • Señor Burns (Long Version) • Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers