Difference between revisions of "The Haw-Hawed Couple/Quotes"
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| − | '''Lisa''': Mom, Bart's drinking | + | :'''Lisa''': Mom, Bart's drinking |
| − | + | :'''Bart''': It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi! | |
| − | '''Bart''': It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi! | ||
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| − | '''Homer''': They killed Graystache! | + | :'''Homer''': They killed Graystache! |
| − | + | :'''Guy''': Thanks for the spoiler, big mouth! ''[throws the book at Homer]'' | |
| − | '''Guy''': Thanks for the spoiler, big mouth! | ||
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| − | + | :''[Bart is staring at Nelson's vest in care, when Nelson rides by on his bike.]'' | |
| − | + | :'''Nelson''': Ha-ha! I touched your heart! | |
| − | '''Nelson''': Ha-ha! I touched your heart! | ||
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| − | Milhouse: Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them. | + | :'''Milhouse:''' Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them. |
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| − | '''Marge''': Bartholomew J. Simpson! How can you be so mean? | + | :'''Marge''': Bartholomew J. Simpson! How can you be so mean? |
| − | + | :'''Bart''': What can you do about it? ''[Marge whacks him on the head with a spoon]'' Hey! | |
| − | '''Bart''': What can you do about it? | + | :'''Marge''': I'll whack you with the whole salad set if you don't start thinking about others! |
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| − | '''Marge''': I'll whack you with the whole salad set if you don't start thinking about others! | ||
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| − | '''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''': ''[tucking Lisa into bed]'' Okay. Tucked in tight, glass of water, night light on, no barn owls, don't do drugs, love you, good night! |
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| − | '''Bart''': Where is Nelson? | + | :'''Bart''': Where is Nelson? |
| − | + | :'''Principal Skinner''': I'm sorry. Nelson never woke up. | |
| − | '''Principal Skinner''': I'm sorry. Nelson never woke up. | + | :'''Bart''': What?! |
| − | + | :'''Principal Skinner''': Never woke up because he never passed out...he's right over there. | |
| − | '''Bart''': What?! | ||
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| − | '''Principal Skinner''': Never woke up because he never passed out...he's right over there. | ||
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| − | '''Homer''': No man should have to out live his fictional wizard! | + | :'''Homer''': No man should have to out live his fictional wizard! ''[sobs]'' |
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| − | '''Martin''': Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot. | + | :'''Martin''': Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot. |
| − | + | :'''Bart''': Well said! | |
| − | '''Bart''': Well said! | + | :''[After Martin's line, a title appears: ''fag•got (fag´• et) n. a bundle of sticks for fuel. (Fr. fagot, a bundle of sticks)'']'' |
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| − | [After Martin's line, a title appears: ''fag•got (fag´• et) n. a bundle of sticks for fuel. (Fr. fagot, a bundle of sticks)''] | ||
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| − | '''Homer''': Time to do what I do best: Lie to a child. | + | :'''Homer''': Time to do what I do best: Lie to a child. |
{{Season 18|Q}} | {{Season 18|Q}} | ||
| − | {{DEFAULTSORT:Haw-Hawed Couple/Quotes}} | + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Haw-Hawed Couple/Quotes, The}} |
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- Lisa: Mom, Bart's drinking
- Bart: It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi!
- Homer: They killed Graystache!
- Guy: Thanks for the spoiler, big mouth! [throws the book at Homer]
- [Bart is staring at Nelson's vest in care, when Nelson rides by on his bike.]
- Nelson: Ha-ha! I touched your heart!
- Milhouse: Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.
- Marge: Bartholomew J. Simpson! How can you be so mean?
- Bart: What can you do about it? [Marge whacks him on the head with a spoon] Hey!
- Marge: I'll whack you with the whole salad set if you don't start thinking about others!
- Homer: [tucking Lisa into bed] Okay. Tucked in tight, glass of water, night light on, no barn owls, don't do drugs, love you, good night!
- Bart: Where is Nelson?
- Principal Skinner: I'm sorry. Nelson never woke up.
- Bart: What?!
- Principal Skinner: Never woke up because he never passed out...he's right over there.
- Homer: No man should have to out live his fictional wizard! [sobs]
- Martin: Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle, we form a mighty faggot.
- Bart: Well said!
- [After Martin's line, a title appears: fag•got (fag´• et) n. a bundle of sticks for fuel. (Fr. fagot, a bundle of sticks)]
- Homer: Time to do what I do best: Lie to a child.
