Difference between revisions of "The Kid Is All Right/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Lisa:''' I just can't believe someone like you would be a Republican. I mean, isn't your last name Gutiérrez? | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' I just can't believe someone like you would be a Republican. I mean, isn't your last name Gutiérrez? |
| − | :'''Isabel:''' Just what exactly are you saying? | + | :'''[[Isabel Gutierrez]]:''' Just what exactly are you saying? |
:'''Lisa:''' I'm just saying that people of your heritage which could be any one of many haritages, I'm not pigeonholing... Is it a catholic thing? | :'''Lisa:''' I'm just saying that people of your heritage which could be any one of many haritages, I'm not pigeonholing... Is it a catholic thing? | ||
:'''Isabel:''' I'm a non-observant Jew from Argentina. | :'''Isabel:''' I'm a non-observant Jew from Argentina. | ||
| − | :'''Bart:''' Ay, caramba! | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Ay, caramba! |
:'''Isabel:''' Do you even know what that means? | :'''Isabel:''' Do you even know what that means? | ||
:'''Bart:''' Uh, there's a caramba in my eye? | :'''Bart:''' Uh, there's a caramba in my eye? | ||
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:'''Lisa:''' Oh, dear God. | :'''Lisa:''' Oh, dear God. | ||
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| − | :'''Marge:''' Lisa, your food is getting cold. | + | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Lisa, your food is getting cold. |
| − | :'''Lisa:''' It's raw veggie. They're | + | :'''Lisa:''' It's raw veggie. They're supposed to be cold. |
:'''Marge:''' Well, someone love you put melted butter on them! Thank you, [[Mr. Bergstorm]]. I tell Lisa you're dropped by. | :'''Marge:''' Well, someone love you put melted butter on them! Thank you, [[Mr. Bergstorm]]. I tell Lisa you're dropped by. | ||
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:'''Marge:''' Hmm? Lisa, is everything okay? | :'''Marge:''' Hmm? Lisa, is everything okay? | ||
:'''Lisa:''' Yes. Why? | :'''Lisa:''' Yes. Why? | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Marge:''' Because you're doing your homework and you don't look happy. |
:'''Lisa:''' My new best friend isn't what I thought. She's a Republican! | :'''Lisa:''' My new best friend isn't what I thought. She's a Republican! | ||
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:'''Lisa:''' Just can't resist those words: "sign up sheet". Look like I'll be running against Isabel. And.... Ralph? | :'''Lisa:''' Just can't resist those words: "sign up sheet". Look like I'll be running against Isabel. And.... Ralph? | ||
| − | :'''Ralph:''' '' | + | :'''[[Ralph]]:''' ''[to Lisa]'' Just call me [[Ralph Nader]]. I don't know why. |
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| − | :'''Mr. Burns:''' I'd like a word with you, young lady. | + | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' I'd like a word with you, young lady. |
:'''Isabel:''' How did you get in there? | :'''Isabel:''' How did you get in there? | ||
:'''Mr. Burns:''' Slid in through the grates. | :'''Mr. Burns:''' Slid in through the grates. | ||
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- Lisa: I just can't believe someone like you would be a Republican. I mean, isn't your last name Gutiérrez?
- Isabel Gutierrez: Just what exactly are you saying?
- Lisa: I'm just saying that people of your heritage which could be any one of many haritages, I'm not pigeonholing... Is it a catholic thing?
- Isabel: I'm a non-observant Jew from Argentina.
- Bart: Ay, caramba!
- Isabel: Do you even know what that means?
- Bart: Uh, there's a caramba in my eye?
- Isabel: It's the Spanish version of "Hot damn!"
- Bart: Ay, caramba!
- Isabel: Get a guess, Lisa, I'm a Republican.
- Lisa: A Lincoln Republican?
- Isabel: Not really.
- Lisa: A Reagan Republican?
- Isabel: Keep going....
- Lisa: First President Bush?
- Isabel: Gettin' there....
- Lisa: Oh, dear God.
- Marge: Lisa, your food is getting cold.
- Lisa: It's raw veggie. They're supposed to be cold.
- Marge: Well, someone love you put melted butter on them! Thank you, Mr. Bergstorm. I tell Lisa you're dropped by.
- Marge: Hmm? Lisa, is everything okay?
- Lisa: Yes. Why?
- Marge: Because you're doing your homework and you don't look happy.
- Lisa: My new best friend isn't what I thought. She's a Republican!
- Lisa: Just can't resist those words: "sign up sheet". Look like I'll be running against Isabel. And.... Ralph?
- Ralph: [to Lisa] Just call me Ralph Nader. I don't know why.
- Mr. Burns: I'd like a word with you, young lady.
- Isabel: How did you get in there?
- Mr. Burns: Slid in through the grates.
- Marge: Have a great day, kids. And, Bart, I'll pick you up after school to take you to karate lessons.
- Bart: Mom, after six weeks, I figured out that Sensei Weinstein is really my psychiatrist.
- Marge: Either way, for 45 minutes, you're not my problem, sweetie.
- Mr. Burns: No one says I can't buy a second grade election. Why, I had enough money to fix People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive." (He's show off his sexy cover on his People Magazine) Most of the money went to convincing them that I was alive.
