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| + | :'''LEGO Bart:''' Hmm. Is it just me, or does something seem weird today? | ||
| + | :'''LEGO Marge:''' You're right-- something <i>is </i> different about the Simpsons today. Your father's wearing a <i>tie.</i> | ||
| + | :'''LEGO Bart:''' Oh, <i>that's</i> what's different! | ||
| + | :'''LEGO Lisa:''' That's the one and only thing. | ||
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| + | :'''LEGO Homer:''' Aw, they're so cute when they're Duplo. | ||
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| + | :'''Homer:''' Well, what do you know? I <i>enjoyed</i> playing with you. | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' Me, too, Dad. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' No, no, no. Listen to me. We played and it wasn't boring. | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' We've played lots of times. | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Of course we have! Because you're my girl and I love you. But I'm letting you in on a secret. When parents play with their kids, they don't like it. And I'm no different. Suddenly I can't breathe. Every fiber of my being screams out for a nap. And if someone handed me an issue of <i>The New Yorker</i>, I would read the fiction. I swear to God I would. | ||
| + | :'''Lisa:''' Wow. But there are millions of parents in the world. Surely some of them like playing with... | ||
| + | :'''Homer:''' Nope, not even one. Just look at the things you kids like: Tea parties with pretend food; Hide-and-seek with <i>flagrant</i> peeking; And the most inhumane torture ever devised by man... Candy Land. | ||
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:'''LEGO Bart:''' You are going back where you came from, Denmark. | :'''LEGO Bart:''' You are going back where you came from, Denmark. | ||
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- LEGO Bart: Hmm. Is it just me, or does something seem weird today?
- LEGO Marge: You're right-- something is different about the Simpsons today. Your father's wearing a tie.
- LEGO Bart: Oh, that's what's different!
- LEGO Lisa: That's the one and only thing.
- LEGO Homer: Aw, they're so cute when they're Duplo.
- Homer: Well, what do you know? I enjoyed playing with you.
- Lisa: Me, too, Dad.
- Homer: No, no, no. Listen to me. We played and it wasn't boring.
- Lisa: We've played lots of times.
- Homer: Of course we have! Because you're my girl and I love you. But I'm letting you in on a secret. When parents play with their kids, they don't like it. And I'm no different. Suddenly I can't breathe. Every fiber of my being screams out for a nap. And if someone handed me an issue of The New Yorker, I would read the fiction. I swear to God I would.
- Lisa: Wow. But there are millions of parents in the world. Surely some of them like playing with...
- Homer: Nope, not even one. Just look at the things you kids like: Tea parties with pretend food; Hide-and-seek with flagrant peeking; And the most inhumane torture ever devised by man... Candy Land.
- LEGO Bart: You are going back where you came from, Denmark.
