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| + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[to Lisa]'' How do you know all this stuff? | ||
| + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' I have a Jewish imaginary friend. Her name is [[Rachel Cohen]] and she just got into Brandeis. | ||
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| + | :'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Simpson, I hate to bother you when you're eating. But you're always eating. | ||
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- [Lisa opens the door and picks up Maggie]
- Marge: [gasps] How did you get her out?
- Lisa: I tried the coat hanger again. I don't understand why we only try ideas once.
- Krusty: I just found out I'm not Jewish! I got turned down by all those country clubs for nothing!
- Homer: Who has more power? Miss America or Miss USA?
- Carl: I think one's elected, and the other one's appointed.
- Bart: [to Lisa] How do you know all this stuff?
- Lisa: I have a Jewish imaginary friend. Her name is Rachel Cohen and she just got into Brandeis.
- Krusty: [pitching show ideas to Fox] How about one where I move in with a poor family, and laugh at 'em! You see, bec… [the Fox executive looks interested briefly] Okay, how about you televise my bar mitzvah! Live! Please, you people are known for taking chances on crap!
- Chief Wiggum: Simpson, I hate to bother you when you're eating. But you're always eating.
