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Difference between revisions of "She of Little Faith/Quotes"

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{{qf|[[Chet Manners]]}} ''[on TV]'' Hi, I'm Colonel Chet Manners, five-time space shuttle alternate.
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{{qf|Homer}} So, you think you know better than this family, huh? Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! ''[it turns out that he is talking to Bart]'' So butter your bacon!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Lo-ser.
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{{qf|Bart}} Yes, father. ''[does so]''
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{{qf|Chet Manners}} ''[on TV]'' Do you want to boldly go where people like me, but not me, have gone before? Then get the Orbit King -- with yaw control like you've never seen!
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{{qf|Lisa}} ''[walking in]'' Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over!
 
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{{qf|Homer}} Hold that thought... ''[to Bart]'' Bacon up that sausage, boy!
 
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{{qf|Bart}} But, Dad, my heart hurts!
 
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:''[Homer glares at him; Bart reluctantly wraps a slice of bacon around his sausage and eats it.]''
 
 
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{{qf|[[Richard Gere]]}} I am dreaming of a free Tibet.
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{{qf|Bart}} Hey Lis, is Dad's credit card number 5784365343410709?
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{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} We are dreaming of free sandwiches.
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You know it is.
 
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{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Hey, Richard, in {{W|An Officer and a Gentleman}}, did you really do all those sit-ups?
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I didn't know your dad was so interested in science.
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{{qf|Richard Gere}} I wish! I did one, and they just showed it a thousand times.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[alarmed]'' Science!?
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{{qf|Bart}} Uh, he didn't say "science." He said "pie pants."
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{{qf|Homer}} Mmm, pie pants.
 
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[cheerfully]'' Who wants some astro-lemonade?
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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Greetings from Nedily Space Center on Cape Flandaveral. We noticed your sky-ro-technics and thought we'd join in. Ooh, looks like a perfect landing!
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{{qf|Nerd}} What precisely makes it "astro"?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Wow, did you see that yaw control?
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{{qf|Marge}} Look, I don't want to start a whole thing with this.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[bitter]'' I have eyes, don't I?
 
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{{qf|[[Kearney]]}} Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager.
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{{qf|Homer}} Now all we need is [[Nibbles|our astronaut]]. Bart, where's America's newest hero?
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{{qf|Bart}} He's saying goodbye to his wife.
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[sadly]'' Oh, he's leaving her with five babies.
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{{qf|Bart}} She already ate three.
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh, that's sensible.
 
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{{qf|Marge}} ''[whispering]'' Here she comes! And a-one, and a-two, and...
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{{qf|Homer}} Son, we are about to break the surly bonds of gravity and punch the face of God.
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{{qf|Family}} ''[singing]'' We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish -- ''[stop as Lisa enters]''
 
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{{qf|Marge}} ...oh. Hello, Lisa.
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} I just came down for a glass of water.
 
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no-one told Santa you were a Buddhist.
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} Well, Santa can take it back, because I'm not ruled by material desi-- ''[gasps when she sees the "present"]'' Is that a pony!?
 
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:''[Homer and Bart stand beside it.]''
 
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{{qf|Homer}} I don't know what Santa left you! I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar. ''[holds out some sugar cubes to the pony]''
 
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{{qf|Marge}} Lisa, we love you, and we're not trying to put any pressure on you!
 
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:''[She sets Maggie, carrying a candy cane, down on the floor, and nudges her with her foot. Maggie walks over to Lisa and holds out the cane.]''
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} ''[touched]'' Aww!
 
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:''[Reverend Lovejoy peers through the living room window as Lisa takes the cane.]''
 
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{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Lick it! Lick it!
 
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{{qf|Lisa}} ''[noticing him]'' NO! ''[runs out of the house]''
 
 
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{{qf|Lenny}} Richard Gere! The world's most famous Buddhist!
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{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} People, we need some fund-raising ideas.
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{{qf|Carl}} What about the Dalai Lama?
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{{qf|Marge}} Let's just write to [[David Bowie]] again.
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{{qf|Lenny}} Who's the Dalai Lama?
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{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Oh, he's done enough for this church. Anyone else?
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{{qf|Carl}} You know, the 14th Reincarnation of Buddha?
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{{qf|Lenny}} Who's Buddha?
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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} I've got the answer. Just let me run this church like a business.
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{{qf|Richard Gere}} It's a good thing Buddhism teaches freedom from desire, 'cause I've got the desire to kick your ass!
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{{qf|Ned}} It's kind of you to offer, Mr. Burns, but buzz around town is that you're, well, evil.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh, that's just a skip-rope rhyme. Believe me, the Lord's gonna go for this in a big way. Now, who's with me?
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{{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} I guarantee I can find some new revenue streams. Step one: let's sell some ad space. Reverend, how would you feel about wearing this robe?
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{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Hmmm. Conflicted.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Too bad. You've already signed the deal!
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{{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} Actually, he hasn't.
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh. Well, we highly value your input. Until you sign the deal!
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{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} ...and thank Crazy Larry, whose Big-Screen TV prices are insane-ane-ane! And now to deliver a special sermon on the sanctity of deliciousness... the [[Noid]]!
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh honey, I'm worried about your soul. I want at least one person from this family to go to [[Heaven]].
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{{qf|Lisa}} I still believe in God. I just think there's another path to Him, or Her.
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{{qf|Marge}} Her?! She's just kidding, Mr. Lord.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Lenny and Carl? You guys are Buddhists?
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{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Oh yeah, if I didn't have inner peace, I'd completely go psycho on all you guys all the time.
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{{qf|{{Ch|Richard Gere}}}} It's a good thing Buddhism teaches freedom from desire. 'Cause I've got the desire to kick your ass.
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{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} I dream about meatball sandwiches. All you can eat for two bucks.
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{{qf|Richard Gere}} Good luck.
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{{qf|Ned}} My Satan sense is tingling! Into the root cellar, boys!
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{{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} When can we come out?
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{{qf|Ned}} Maybe never.
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{{qf|[[Rod]] and Todd}} Yayyy!
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{{qf|Homer}} So, you think you know better than this family, huh. Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe. So butter your bacon!
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{{qf|Bart}} Yes, father.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over...
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{{qf|Homer}} Hold that thought. Bacon up that sausage, boy.
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{{qf|Bart}} But Dad, my heart hurts.
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{{qf|Marge}} Ah. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no one told Santa you were a Buddhist.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Well, Santa can take it back because I'm not ruled by material desi-- Is that a pony?
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{{qf|Homer}} I don't know what Santa left you. I just know his name is [[Clip-Clop]] and he loves sugar.
  
 
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{{Season 13|Q}}

Latest revision as of 17:31, November 20, 2024


Season 13 Episode Quotes
← 274 "The Blunder Years"
275
"She of Little Faith"
"Brawl in the Family" 276 →


Chet Manners: [on TV] Hi, I'm Colonel Chet Manners, five-time space shuttle alternate.
Bart: Lo-ser.
Chet Manners: [on TV] Do you want to boldly go where people like me, but not me, have gone before? Then get the Orbit King -- with yaw control like you've never seen!
Bart: Hey Lis, is Dad's credit card number 5784365343410709?
Lisa: You know it is.
Milhouse Van Houten: I didn't know your dad was so interested in science.
Homer: [alarmed] Science!?
Bart: Uh, he didn't say "science." He said "pie pants."
Homer: Mmm, pie pants.
Ned Flanders: Greetings from Nedily Space Center on Cape Flandaveral. We noticed your sky-ro-technics and thought we'd join in. Ooh, looks like a perfect landing!
Milhouse: Wow, did you see that yaw control?
Homer: [bitter] I have eyes, don't I?
Homer: Now all we need is our astronaut. Bart, where's America's newest hero?
Bart: He's saying goodbye to his wife.
Marge: [sadly] Oh, he's leaving her with five babies.
Bart: She already ate three.
Marge: Oh, that's sensible.
Homer: Son, we are about to break the surly bonds of gravity and punch the face of God.
Reverend Lovejoy: People, we need some fund-raising ideas.
Marge: Let's just write to David Bowie again.
Reverend Lovejoy: Oh, he's done enough for this church. Anyone else?
Mr. Burns: I've got the answer. Just let me run this church like a business.
Ned: It's kind of you to offer, Mr. Burns, but buzz around town is that you're, well, evil.
Mr. Burns: Oh, that's just a skip-rope rhyme. Believe me, the Lord's gonna go for this in a big way. Now, who's with me?
Lindsey Naegle: I guarantee I can find some new revenue streams. Step one: let's sell some ad space. Reverend, how would you feel about wearing this robe?
Reverend Lovejoy: Hmmm. Conflicted.
Mr. Burns: Too bad. You've already signed the deal!
Lindsey Naegle: Actually, he hasn't.
Mr. Burns: Oh. Well, we highly value your input. Until you sign the deal!
Reverend Lovejoy: ...and thank Crazy Larry, whose Big-Screen TV prices are insane-ane-ane! And now to deliver a special sermon on the sanctity of deliciousness... the Noid!
Marge: Oh honey, I'm worried about your soul. I want at least one person from this family to go to Heaven.
Lisa: I still believe in God. I just think there's another path to Him, or Her.
Marge: Her?! She's just kidding, Mr. Lord.
Lisa: Lenny and Carl? You guys are Buddhists?
Carl Carlson: Oh yeah, if I didn't have inner peace, I'd completely go psycho on all you guys all the time.
Richard Gere: It's a good thing Buddhism teaches freedom from desire. 'Cause I've got the desire to kick your ass.
Lenny Leonard: I dream about meatball sandwiches. All you can eat for two bucks.
Richard Gere: Good luck.
Ned: My Satan sense is tingling! Into the root cellar, boys!
Todd Flanders: When can we come out?
Ned: Maybe never.
Rod and Todd: Yayyy!
Homer: So, you think you know better than this family, huh. Well, as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe. So butter your bacon!
Bart: Yes, father.
Lisa: Mom, Dad, my spiritual quest is over...
Homer: Hold that thought. Bacon up that sausage, boy.
Bart: But Dad, my heart hurts.
Marge: Ah. Well, you do have a present under the tree. I guess no one told Santa you were a Buddhist.
Lisa: Well, Santa can take it back because I'm not ruled by material desi-- Is that a pony?
Homer: I don't know what Santa left you. I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar.
Season 13 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XII • The Parent Rap • Homer the Moe • A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love • The Blunder Years • She of Little Faith • Brawl in the Family • Sweets and Sour Marge • Jaws Wired Shut • Half-Decent Proposal • The Bart Wants What It Wants • The Lastest Gun in the West • The Old Man and the Key • Tales from the Public Domain • Blame It on Lisa • Weekend at Burnsie's • Gump Roast • I Am Furious (Yellow) • The Sweetest Apu • Little Girl in the Big Ten • The Frying Game • Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
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