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Wel-Scare State is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Buck Stops Here content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Intro[edit]

After starting the update 3...2...1...Happy New-- Wait, we're still here?! Wasn't there, ah, supposed to be a New Year's "afterparty in the sky"? More like an after-LIFE! The apocalypse was supposed to happen, and only godless Liberals were supposed to be left on this planet! No, the world was supposed to end because of greedy Conservatives! Sounds like no one's happy. Especially me, who doesn't know what a Liberal or Conservative is. Task: "Make Conservatives Complain" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Hall and take 6 seconds. Task: "Make Liberals Complain" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Hall and take 6 seconds. This non-pocalypse is very upsetting. Or should I say apocal-not. No, the first one's better. Anyway, we promised our followers an end of the world. I'm calling an emergency meeting! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Conservatives include:

Liberals include:

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing the Intro The Stonecutters are holding an event at the convention center called "Conserva-clypse Con". Why does everything have to have a crazy name? That other sign they hung up is pretty straightforward: "No Homers". Wait, so the Stonecutters are part of the Conservative right?! Duh, Lisa. How many Liberal meetings involve robes and spanking one's subordinates? Besides Hollywood casting sessions, that is. *chuckles* That joke works even REGARDLESS of recent events. But enough zinging — we've got an apocalypse to prep for! Task: "Make Lisa Shame the Stonecutters". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Prep for Conserva-clypse" (x5). The jobs take place at the Town Hall and take 3 hours. Task: "Earn Executive Orders" (x150). Quest reward: 100 and 10 Capital City Plaza Hotel

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1 Wow, Conservative preppers work fast! The Liberals don't stand a chance. Now, ah, hold on a minute there. I'm fine with destroying the world for profit, but not just to wipe out an opposing party! Showing a tiny amount of empathy for someone else?! I've had enough of your disgusting Liberal views! We're repealing your Stonecutter membership. But this club is all I have in my life! ... Er, ah, I stand by what I said. You know, Mayor Quimby, we Liberals will celebrate literally anyone if they act even the slightest bit sane. Why don't you help with a Liberal Self-Help Convention? Okay, I suppose I can act slightly sane. Task: "Build the Capital City Plaza Hotel". It takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Run the Liberal Convention". The job takes place at the Capital City Plaza Hotel or Simpson House and takes 3 hours. Task: "Earn Executive Orders" (x250). I can't believe the apocalypse didn't happen! My worthless crystals failed at telling the future! I better buy new ones! The Earth is already irreversibly damaged, so I thought the Conservatives would be the final tipping point. Yes, let's keep talking about our feelings until everything is all talked out. Yes, let's talk it out... Quest reward: 100 and 10 Capital City Convention Center

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2 Hello again, Springfield! I heard there was an eagle-cry for freedom that cannot be ignored. And here I am, ready to star-spangle every man, woman, and child with my radio show. Birchibald T. Barlow! And I thought all this hot air was just from climate change. You're here to purge us, aren't you? That's exactly what I'm here for. All you Liberals have run our fair city into the ground and failed to be wiped away by the Rapture. We will fix that. Yes. We will finally rid ourselves of the puny little nerds. I never thought I'd say this, but endless talking about the world's problems won't fix things. We might need to start actually preparing ourselves. You folks need Doomsday preppin' materials? I've got just the solution for you. Task: "Make Springfielders Buy Doomsday Kits" (x5). The jobs take place at Capital City Convention Center or Capital City Plaza Hotel and take 3 hours. Task: "Earn Executive Orders" (x350). Quest reward: 100 and 10 Birch Barlow

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3 Is it just me, or is everyone at each other's throats lately... Stop being such a negative, existential NERD, you Liberal. Yeah! You Liberals just want to eradicate all our freedoms! I like freedoms! You guys are Conservative now? And since when do you know words like "existential" and "eradicate"? Eh, we just like to yell. That's right. Yell at those yellow-belly Liberals! Mayor Quimby! Barlow is stirring up trouble! Please help me show them reason! Sorry, I don't have time, I'm too busy, uh, prepping. Task: "Make Lisa Avoid Republican Screamers". The job takes place at the Capital City Convention Center and takes 3 hours. Task: "Earn Executive Orders" (x250). After starting the jobs Ahh, with Lisa handling all those Republicans, I can finally take a break! After campaigning for thirty years, it's nice to be out of the public eye for a bit. After finishing the tasks Message You've unlocked the "Tend Dubious Plant" animated job for Mayor Quimby! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Quimby's "Tend Dubious Plant" animated job

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4 Something odd is going on here... everyone is riled up for the apocalypse, yet they seem excited. It's almost like people are rooting for it to prove themselves right. They're cutting off their nose to spite their face. That's a great idea! Cutting off my nose would really show those Conservative jerks what jerks they are! I just meant let's not go down without a fight! OW! MY NOSE! Task: "Make Lisa Lead Arguments". The job takes place at the Capital City Convention Center or Simpson House and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Fight During Final Countdown" (x5). The jobs take place at the Capital City Convention Center or Town Hall and take 3 hours. Task: "Earn Executive Orders" (x400). BREAKING NEWS! Both Conservatives and Liberals have ended their conventions to go prepare for the apocalypse. The Doomsday Countdown Clock has been set for eight hours. We'll return after this eight-hour New York City Marathon marathon. Quest reward: 100 and 10 Springfield Hall of Records

Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Pt. 5 And that is it, folks. It has been over eight hours and the Doomsday Countdown Clock reached its end. It looks like the apocalypse isn't happening for either side of the aisle. I'm disappointed the Conservatives didn't cause an apocalypse. It's almost as if nothing they do is that big a deal. So depressing... I am disappointed that we could not deliver the end times as promised. This is what you get for wanting the apocalypse to happen intentionally, when you should do it out of neglect! But it is the Republican way! It's also the Republican way to make money off human misery. Profits speak louder than raptures! I knew it! You two were working together to stir up controversy and keep people distracted from the real issues! This is the only cross-party thing we can agree on. Cheers for maintaining status quo! Task: "Build Springfield Hall of Records". It takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Quimby Document Failed Doomsdays". The job takes place at the Springfield Hall of Records or Town Hall and takes 3 hours. Have you disposed of all the relevant evidence? There is nothing left that this town would be able to find. As long as this town still chooses chaos, we'll continue to have a place – and profits – here. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Fight for Liberals Lisa 3h Capital City Plaza Hotel or Simpson House 10, 35 Absolve Sins for the Rapture Rev. Lovejoy Capital City Plaza Hotel or Town Hall Prepare the Spucklers for Doomsday Cletus Avoid Anxiety By Growing Plants Quimby Pour Money Into Conserva-calypse Mr. Burns Gather Prepper Materials Lloyd 15, 55 Covertly Manipulate Politics Rose Quimby Pt. 3 - 5 Ignore Politics and Prepping Homer 3h Capital City Plaza Hotel or Simpson House 10, 35 Pt. 4 - 5 Complain about Spend-o-Crats Birch Barlow 3h Capital City Plaza Hotel, Town Hall, or Brown House 10, 35

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the welfare state form of government.