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| − | {{qf|Homer}} ''[singing, after beating Bart in the game]'' | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[singing, after beating Bart in the game]'' I'm number one! I beat my son! Victory is mine! So kiss my behind! ''[scutting and grunting at Bart]'' In your face! ''[starts dancing]'' |
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| − | {{qf|Tom Brady}} | + | {{qf|[[Tom Brady]]}} Everyone sucks but me. |
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| − | {{qf|Burns}} What would you use instead of Nuclear power? | + | {{qf|[[Burns]]}} What would you use instead of Nuclear power? |
| − | {{qf|Marge}} Solar. | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Solar. |
| − | {{qf|Lenny}} Hydroelectric. | + | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Hydroelectric. |
| − | {{qf|Moe}} A mix of conservation and wind. | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} A mix of conservation and wind. |
{{qf|Burns}} Who told you about those? | {{qf|Burns}} Who told you about those? | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} The talking tree in a commercial. | |
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| − | {{qf| | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} ''[after seeing Ned's film, The Passion of Cain and Abel]'' You have taught me a world of faith beyond the world of science. I would pay to see it again and again and again and again but NOT SIX TIMES!!! |
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{{qf|Homer}} I wish I were a screensaver. | {{qf|Homer}} I wish I were a screensaver. | ||
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| − | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} My name is Jeff Albertson, but everyone calls me "Comic Book Guy". | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} My name is Jeff Albertson, but everyone calls me "Comic Book Guy". |
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| − | {{qf|Michelle Kwan}} Beware the wrath of Kwan! | + | {{qf|[[Michelle Kwan]]}} Beware the wrath of Kwan! |
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| − | {{qf|Milhouse}} Look! It's my hero, Michelle Kwan! | + | {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Look! It's my hero, Michelle Kwan! |
{{qf|Michelle Kwan}} You remind me of a young {{W|Dorothy Hamill}}. | {{qf|Michelle Kwan}} You remind me of a young {{W|Dorothy Hamill}}. | ||
{{qf|Milhouse}} I didn't know you could talk! | {{qf|Milhouse}} I didn't know you could talk! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Crazy Cat Lady}} ''[calm]'' Thanks to this medication I enjoy brief moments of lucidity. | + | {{qf|[[Crazy Cat Lady]]}} ''[calm]'' Thanks to this medication I enjoy brief moments of lucidity. |
{{qf|Marge}} Those are Reese's Pieces. | {{qf|Marge}} Those are Reese's Pieces. | ||
{{qf|Crazy Cat Lady}} ''[goes crazy]'' | {{qf|Crazy Cat Lady}} ''[goes crazy]'' | ||
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{{qf|Frank}} Oh, I paid a thousand dollars for this seat and I can't even see the game! | {{qf|Frank}} Oh, I paid a thousand dollars for this seat and I can't even see the game! | ||
{{qf|Marge}} Just poke through! | {{qf|Marge}} Just poke through! | ||
| − | :''[Frank then pokes his head through Marge's hair]'' | + | :''[Frank then pokes his head through Marge's hair.]'' |
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{{qf|Announcer}} The crowd gets ready for the half-time show, sponsored by the new Ford pickups, Citibank, and Moe's Tavern'. | {{qf|Announcer}} The crowd gets ready for the half-time show, sponsored by the new Ford pickups, Citibank, and Moe's Tavern'. | ||
| − | :''[ | + | :''[Cut to private skybox, where Moe and the two executives are watching the game.]'' |
{{qf|Executive 1}} How could you afford this? | {{qf|Executive 1}} How could you afford this? | ||
{{qf|Moe}} I hustled a lot of pool. Speaking of which, you wanna play? I gotta warn ya though, I ain't that good. | {{qf|Moe}} I hustled a lot of pool. Speaking of which, you wanna play? I gotta warn ya though, I ain't that good. | ||
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{{qf|Mother}} You see? YOU SEE?? | {{qf|Mother}} You see? YOU SEE?? | ||
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| − | {{qf|Yao Ming}} | + | {{qf|[[Yao Ming]]}} Wo zhen de bu dong ni men de yu yan. ''["I really don't understand your language" in Mandarin]]' |
{{qf|Lisa}} But I heard you have an excellent knowledge of English. | {{qf|Lisa}} But I heard you have an excellent knowledge of English. | ||
| − | {{qf|Yao Ming}} | + | {{qf|Yao Ming}} Shut up kid, I've got a good thing going on! |
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| − | :''[ | + | :''[The athletes are carrying an ark in Homer's show.]'' |
{{qf|Tom}} You think Homer's mad at me? I waved at him in the parking lot and his stared right through me. | {{qf|Tom}} You think Homer's mad at me? I waved at him in the parking lot and his stared right through me. | ||
{{qf|Yao}} I left the People's Republic for this? | {{qf|Yao}} I left the People's Republic for this? | ||
| − | {{qf|Warren}} Yo, Michelle, ya got a boyfriend? | + | {{qf|[[Warren]]}} Yo, Michelle, ya got a boyfriend? |
| − | {{qf|Michelle}} Not in here I don't. | + | {{qf|[[Michelle]]}} Not in here I don't. |
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| − | {{qf|LeBron}} Omelettes? For dinner? This is the best day of my life! | + | {{qf|[[LeBron James]]}} Omelettes? For dinner? This is the best day of my life! |
{{qf|Lisa}} Didn't you just sign a $100 million dollar contract? | {{qf|Lisa}} Didn't you just sign a $100 million dollar contract? | ||
| − | {{qf|LeBron}} Oh yeah. That was a good day too. | + | {{qf|LeBron James}} Oh yeah. That was a good day too. |
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- Homer: [singing, after beating Bart in the game] I'm number one! I beat my son! Victory is mine! So kiss my behind! [scutting and grunting at Bart] In your face! [starts dancing]
- Tom Brady: Everyone sucks but me.
- Burns: What would you use instead of Nuclear power?
- Marge: Solar.
- Lenny: Hydroelectric.
- Moe: A mix of conservation and wind.
- Burns: Who told you about those?
- Carl: The talking tree in a commercial.
- Professor Frink: [after seeing Ned's film, The Passion of Cain and Abel] You have taught me a world of faith beyond the world of science. I would pay to see it again and again and again and again but NOT SIX TIMES!!!
- Homer: I wish I were a screensaver.
- Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everyone calls me "Comic Book Guy".
- Michelle Kwan: Beware the wrath of Kwan!
- Milhouse: Look! It's my hero, Michelle Kwan!
- Michelle Kwan: You remind me of a young Dorothy Hamill.
- Milhouse: I didn't know you could talk!
- Crazy Cat Lady: [calm] Thanks to this medication I enjoy brief moments of lucidity.
- Marge: Those are Reese's Pieces.
- Crazy Cat Lady: [goes crazy]
- Frank: Oh, I paid a thousand dollars for this seat and I can't even see the game!
- Marge: Just poke through!
- [Frank then pokes his head through Marge's hair.]
- Announcer: The crowd gets ready for the half-time show, sponsored by the new Ford pickups, Citibank, and Moe's Tavern'.
- [Cut to private skybox, where Moe and the two executives are watching the game.]
- Executive 1: How could you afford this?
- Moe: I hustled a lot of pool. Speaking of which, you wanna play? I gotta warn ya though, I ain't that good.
- Executive 1: Alright. [under his breath] Sucker.
- [Moe swings his cue stick full force against the executive's back, possibly killing him]
- Moe: Who's the sucker now!? Huh?!!
- Mother: You try to raise your kids as humanists but these show-biz types keep shoving religion down our throat.
- Kid: Mommy, why wasn't I baptized?
- Mother: You see? YOU SEE??
- Yao Ming: Wo zhen de bu dong ni men de yu yan. ["I really don't understand your language" in Mandarin]]'
- Lisa: But I heard you have an excellent knowledge of English.
- Yao Ming: Shut up kid, I've got a good thing going on!
- [The athletes are carrying an ark in Homer's show.]
- Tom: You think Homer's mad at me? I waved at him in the parking lot and his stared right through me.
- Yao: I left the People's Republic for this?
- Warren: Yo, Michelle, ya got a boyfriend?
- Michelle: Not in here I don't.
- LeBron James: Omelettes? For dinner? This is the best day of my life!
- Lisa: Didn't you just sign a $100 million dollar contract?
- LeBron James: Oh yeah. That was a good day too.
