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A Star Is Torn/Quotes

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Season 16 Episode Quotes
352 "The Heartbroke Kid"
"A Star Is Torn"
"Thank God It's Doomsday" 354

Bart: From now on, I'm only eating food that I know had a soul.

Homer: He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business: don't trust people in the music business.

Homer: [to Lisa] Do you know how many hours I had to work? How many people I had to yell at? How many tires I had to slash?
Lisa: No one told you to yell and slash!
Homer: It's called schmoozing!

Homer: We're going to write and sing our way out of this God-forsaken hell hole.
Marge: But your song said you liked Springfield?
Homer: I wrote it about Shelbyville, then changed the names.

Homer: [to Lisa] The song I wrote for you is so schmaltzy it makes "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan.

[While Apu is being robbed]
Apu: Call the police.
Homer: I need change for a dollar.
Apu: No change without purchase.
Homer: What's the cheapest thing you've got.
Apu: A 2-ounce pack of chips. $5.99.
Homer: $5.99, what a rip-off! Someone should shoot you.

Krusty: Every week, we eliminate one contestant based on the votes cast by you, the audience.
TV announcer: Disclaimer: All ballots were lost and vote totals made up.

Krusty's Li'l Starmaker commercial announcer: We're not affiliated with American Idol. We've never even heard of American Idol.

Lisa: That's Cameron. Girls go crazy over him. He's cute, unthreatening, and his smile brought a puppy back to life.

Season 16 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XV All's Fair in Oven War Sleeping with the Enemy She Used to Be My Girl Fat Man and Little Boy Midnight Rx Mommie Beerest Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass Pranksta Rap There's Something About Marrying On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister Goo Goo Gai Pan Mobile Homer The Seven-Beer Snitch Future-Drama Don't Fear the Roofer The Heartbroke Kid A Star Is Torn Thank God It's Doomsday Home Away from Homer The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star