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'''{{ch|Meg White}}''': "Let's kick his ass!" | '''{{ch|Meg White}}''': "Let's kick his ass!" | ||
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− | '''[[Homer]]''': "Boy, get dressed! | + | '''[[Homer]]''': "Boy, get dressed! You're going to a jazz brunch as punishment for all the racket you're making." |
'''Bart''': "I thought you wanted me to drum?" | '''Bart''': "I thought you wanted me to drum?" | ||
− | '''Homer''': "Hmph. | + | '''Homer''': "Hmph. I'm sending you mixed messages. Now get the hell out of here!" ''[slams door then opens it again]'' "I love you so much. Damn you!" |
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− | '''[[Defonzo Palmer]]''': "We were about to play a quick set and we were wondering if | + | '''[[Defonzo Palmer]]''': "We were about to play a quick set and we were wondering if you..." |
'''[[Lisa]]''': "Yes?" | '''[[Lisa]]''': "Yes?" | ||
− | '''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Lisa | + | '''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Lisa Simpson..." |
'''Lisa''': "Yes?" | '''Lisa''': "Yes?" | ||
− | '''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Would do us the | + | '''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Would do us the honor..." |
'''Lisa''': "Yes!" | '''Lisa''': "Yes!" | ||
− | '''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Of sitting | + | '''Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer''': "Of sitting in..." ''[Lisa gasps]'' "that chair in the audience. We wanna jam with your brother." |
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'''Lisa''': "All I wanted was to save those animals while Bart became a drummer, but I never thought the two stories would intersect!" | '''Lisa''': "All I wanted was to save those animals while Bart became a drummer, but I never thought the two stories would intersect!" | ||
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'''Bart''': "Yes! Of course." | '''Bart''': "Yes! Of course." | ||
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− | '''Bart''': "My arm! It hurts where the | + | '''Bart''': "My arm! It hurts where the tiger's biting it!" |
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[Bart practices his new drum set all over town and accidentally crashes into the band White Stripes.]
Jack White: "Hey, kid, why don't you watch where you're drumming!"
Bart: "Sorry, White Stripes. No hard feelings?"
[Meg and Jack White look at each other.]
Meg White: "Let's kick his ass!"
Homer: "Boy, get dressed! You're going to a jazz brunch as punishment for all the racket you're making."
Bart: "I thought you wanted me to drum?"
Homer: "Hmph. I'm sending you mixed messages. Now get the hell out of here!" [slams door then opens it again] "I love you so much. Damn you!"
Defonzo Palmer: "We were about to play a quick set and we were wondering if you..."
Lisa: "Yes?"
Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer: "Lisa Simpson..."
Lisa: "Yes?"
Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer: "Would do us the honor..."
Lisa: "Yes!"
Defonzo 'Skinny' Palmer: "Of sitting in..." [Lisa gasps] "that chair in the audience. We wanna jam with your brother."
Lisa: "All I wanted was to save those animals while Bart became a drummer, but I never thought the two stories would intersect!"
Bart: "I need you to teach me all about the world of juzz."
Lisa: "It's jazz! Jazz! You don't even know the name of the thing you're stealing from me!"
Jazzy Goodtime's waiter: "What it is, hip cats? Would you like me to scat-sing the menu?"
Bart: "Hell, no."
Jazzy Goodtimes waiter: "Oh, god bless you, sir!"
Bart: "So how did Malt Liquor Mommy die?"
Marge: "Stop calling her that!"
(Marge is stressed about the possible doom of Lisa's animals.)
Bart: "Oh, this benfit concert is gonna be Scooby Dooby!"
Marge: "I'm very happy for you, Bart." [Sighs]
Bart: "Why are you sad? Thinkin' about your marriage?"
[The dog Lisa didn't pick at the Animal Shelter comes back to haunt her in her sleep.]
Dog Spirit: "Lisa Simpson, you've doomed me."
Lisa: "Me? How?"
Dog Spirit: "By choosing the cuter puppy. You picked looks over personality, youth over experience, no history of rabies over unknown rabies status. And now I'm going to die!"
Lisa: "I never wanted that to happen!"
Dog Spirit: "You suuuck, You suuuck!"
[The Dog Spirit scratches on Lisa's door to get out and Lisa opens it.]
Dog Spirit: "Ah, thanks, sweetie. You suuuck!"
Dr. Brentano: "First, let me assure you that Bart's antics are perfectly normal for a seven-year-old."
Marge: "Actually, he's ten."
Dr. Brentano: "Oh, dear. Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear."
[Lisa spots Bart and his Blues muscian friends hanging out in the attic.]
Lisa: "Bart! What are you doing here?"
Bart: "Uh," [stammers] "not smoking reefer."
Blues Musician: "Uh, that's right. We—we all not smokin' reefer."
[Lisa picks out a dog at the Animal Shelter.]
Lisa: "Okay, this little guy's comin' home with me. (Pets the dog) Ooh! Who's going to get neutered tomorrow? You are! Oh, yes you are!"
[Marge takes away Bart's laser pointer.]
Marge: "Bart! Do you want to leave the funeral early? Do you?"
Bart: "Yes! Of course."
Bart: "My arm! It hurts where the tiger's biting it!"